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Hilarious Real Stories That Show Us Kids Know More Than We Do

Hilarious Real Stories That Show Us Kids Know More Than We Do
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The world around us is changing at tremendous speeds, and we, the adults, are often left behind, scratching our heads while the kids run off ahead. Let’s take a look at some hilarious real stories that show just how much our kids really know.

Adult Prejudice Is Exposed By Our Kids

Often kids point things out to us that we have conveniently overlooked or would rather not see. They can do this at moments when we least expect it and surprise us with their honest insights. A prejudice one English teacher may have held was pointed out to him, in a very amusing way, one day after he had finished his English lecture. After the teacher’s class has left, a tenth grader stayed behind to confront him:

“I don’t appreciate being singled out,” he told his teacher.

The teacher was confused, “What do you mean?”

“I don’t know what the ‘oxy’ part means, but I know what a ‘moron’ is, and you looked straight at me when you said it.”

The Pure Honesty of Kids Reveals A Lot

What is sometimes perceived of as naivety can rather be blatant honesty. Kids sometimes tell us what other adults are too scared, or polite, to share. One teacher was presented with a surprise present that told her more, perhaps, than was intended.

To her German-language students, the teacher is known as “Frau Draper.” One girl gave her 
a pin that she had made with the teacher’s name on it. However, the pin was not big enough to include all of the teacher’s name, so the student gave Frau Draper a badge that read FRAUD.

A kindergarten teacher experienced the honesty of her student when, during snack time, a kindergartner asked her why some raisins were yellow while others were black. As she didn’t know the answer, she asked her colleague, a first-grade teacher, if she knew.

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“Yellow raisins are made from green grapes, and black raisins are made from red grapes,” her colleague clarified.

One boy said to the teacher, “Maybe that’s why she teaches first grade,
 because she’s just a little bit smarter than you.”

Who Are We Simplifying Our Language for?

Many of us have the habit of talking in simplified language or modifying our speech so that it can be more easily understood by children. Sometimes, this has the desired effect, but other times it can come right back at us. One teacher found her simplistic turn of phrase was interpreted in a way she may not have intended. Or, perhaps, the true meaning of her words were revealed.

“Don’t do that,” she said when one of her first graders placed
 a dollar bill over his eyes. “Money is full of germs.”

“It is?” he asked.

“Yes, it’s very dirty.”

“Is that why they call people who have a lot of it ‘filthy rich’?”

Another teacher found that her language came directly back to her when on the last day of the year, her first graders gave her lovely handwritten letters. As she read them aloud, she started to get teary.

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“I’m sorry,” she said. “I’m having a hard time reading.”

One of her students said, “Just sound it out.”

Our Kids Find Their Own Direction

Often, we try to guide our children in the direction we want them to go, or towards the answers we want them to provide us with. We cannot, however, control where they end up in quite the way we would like. This eighth grade teacher was taught a lesson of her own when she tried to teach her student about Pike’s Peak.

“Who discovered Pike’s Peak?” the teacher asked an eighth grader. He remained silent. “All right, here’s a hint,” the teacher continued. “Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb?”

“Grant?” he asked 
tentatively.

“Good. Now, who discovered Pike’s Peak?”

“Grant!”

An English teacher was given a surprise when his student gave a big thumbs-down to the autobiography he’d read. The reason the student gave was “The author talks about only himself.” It’s fair to say this is not the reason the teacher was looking for, but it is, in all its honesty, a reasonable truth.

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Our Kids’ Amazing Imaginations Teach Us A Lot

Our kids never fail to astonish us with their creative imaginations. We often need them to jolt us out of our everyday routines and show us something with fresh eyes.

An English teacher was forced to reconsider his assumptions when teaching Franz Kafka’s The Metamorphosis to his sophomore English class. The teacher said “A man, discontented with his life, wakes up to find he has been transformed into a large, disgusting insect.”

A student thrust her hand into the air and asked, “So is this fiction or nonfiction?”

What We Say May Be Taken Literally

As adults, we often become sloppy with our language. Children are often there to remind us of what was actually said.

During a driver’s ed class, a student came up to a right turn.

“Use your turn signal,” the teacher reminded her.

“No one’s coming,” said the student.

“It doesn’t matter. It might help those behind you.”

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The driver turned to the students in the backseat and said, “I’m turning right up ahead.”

In another story, when one girl had finished the
 English portion of the state exam, she removed her glasses and started the math questions.

“Why aren’t you wearing your glasses?” she was asked.

She responded, “My glasses are for reading, not math.”

We think that it is us, the adults, who are steering the boat and are often surprised when we look up and see our kids sitting in the driver’s seat. We have a lot to learn from our kids, and it looks like we will spend most of our adult life doing so.

Featured photo credit: Parent Map via parentmap.com

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Published on July 22, 2021

20 Healthy and Tasty Family Meals Ideas to Try This Week

20 Healthy and Tasty Family Meals Ideas to Try This Week
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It’s 5 p.m., and you’re exhausted. The kids are hungry, but no one knows what they want to eat for dinner. With very little energy, you force yourself into the kitchen and look through every cabinet, hoping for a spark of inspiration. Eventually, you toss a few ingredients together and hope for the best. It won’t win any prizes and falls short of what you consider “healthy,” but it fills everyone’s stomachs.

Feeding a family can be stressful, even tiresome. It’s hard to find the energy and creativity needed to cook healthy but simple family meals. It’s easy to fall into the “anything goes” mentality. When you’ve got a busy lifestyle, meals become more about survival and less about nutrition.

Here are 20 quick and healthy—but tasty—recipes followed by tips on making these family meals more nutritious. These recipes can help you have a healthy family meal on the table in an hour or less. Remember, swap ingredients out if someone in your family has dietary restrictions or if you avoid certain foods.

1. Mini Meatloaves With Green Beans and Potatoes

    These miniature meatloaves come together quickly and cook faster, too. You can have a family favorite on the table, paired with seasoned potatoes and fresh green beans, in just 40 minutes.

    Get the recipe here.

    2. One-Pan Chicken Parmesan Pasta

      This classic will taste like you spent hours cooking, but the preparation and clean-up couldn’t be quicker. One-pot cooking makes this dish practical, while fresh basil, parmesan, and garlic add a special touch.

      To try this recipe, go here.

      3. Sheet-Pan Chicken Fajitas

        Skip the restaurant and make fajitas at home. The ingredients go on one sheet pan, meaning you won’t spend all night cleaning. Zesty chicken, bell peppers, and warm tortillas can be on the table in 40 minutes. Add sour cream, salsa, guacamole, lettuce, diced tomato, and any other favorite toppings.

        Check out the recipe here.

        4. Philly Cheese Steak Stuffed Peppers

          Lose the carbs but keep the cheesesteak flavors with this quick family meal. Kids will love the pepper “bowls,” and you’ll love giving them a meal full of veggies and protein to keep them healthy.

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          Try it tonight. Get the recipe here.

          5. Chipotle Chicken Quinoa Burrito Bowl

            This veggie-packed meal adds an extra boost by using the superfood quinoa instead of rice. Flavorful yet simple, this meal makes an excellent packable lunch or dinner for your whole family.

            Find the recipe here.

            6. Spinach and Chicken Skillet With Lemon and Parmesan

              The complex flavors of lemon and parmesan come together nicely in this gourmet-like dish, but you don’t have to exert the effort or spend as much as a gourmet meal.

              Get the recipe for this dish here.

              7. Oven-Fried Fish and Chips

                Fish and chips can also sometimes be healthy as evident in this oven-fried version. You won’t miss the calories with this favorite family meal.

                You can find the recipe here.

                8. Pineapple-Teriyaki Chicken

                  Tangy pineapple and sweet teriyaki will have everyone coming back for seconds. Frozen vegetables make this simple family dish even easier to make and enjoy.

                  Find the recipe here.

                  9. Mozzarella, Basil, and Zucchini Frittata

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                    This egg dish is usually served for breakfast, but a frittata can make a fantastic dinner, too. High in protein, packed with zucchini, and delicious, there’s no reason to wait until morning.

                    Try it tonight. Get the recipe here.

                    10. Chicken and Sweet Potato Grill Packets

                      Skip the pans and throw everything into foil with this fun family recipe. Kids will love loading ingredients into their pack, and you’ll love its versatility and simplicity.

                      The recipe for this meal can be found here.

                      11. Chicken and Spanish “Rice”

                        Cauliflower takes the place of rice in this low-carb family meal, but it’s so flavorful and filling, no one will miss it.

                        Find the recipe here.

                        12. Honey Chicken Stir Fry

                          This honey chicken stir fry is the healthier version of a restaurant favorite that can be served up quicker than you can order it.

                          Find the recipe here.

                          13. Chicken Skewers With Tzatziki

                            Greek chicken and tzatziki sauce will have you yearning for the Mediterranean, but you can make this recipe at home for your family to enjoy.

                            This easy recipe can be found here.

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                            14. Healthy Walking Tacos

                              Traditional walking tacos are a party favorite, but they’re not usually healthy. However, this recipe keeps it fun while making it more nutritious.

                              Find out how to make it here.

                              15. Slow-Cooker Chicken Noodle Soup

                                This classic comfort meal can be ready when you walk in the door. All you have to do is add noodles, and it’s ready to serve.

                                The recipe can be found here.

                                16. Cheesy Chicken and Rice Casserole

                                  This usually takes a little over an hour, but the preparation time is only 30 minutes. You’ll love how easy it is, and the cheesy rice is sure to please.

                                  Find the recipe here.

                                  17. Crockpot Rotisserie-Style Chicken

                                    Skip the checkout line and have a rotisserie-style chicken ready at home. A staple in many quick meals, you might find this family meal recipe among your most-used.

                                    Get the recipe for this flavorful chicken here.

                                    18. Santa Monica Street Tacos

                                      Named after a simple taco found on the streets of California, you’ll be surprised that something with only a few ingredients can be so flavorful. Your kids will surely enjoy them.

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                                      Find the recipe here.

                                      19. Pizza Pasta Salad

                                        Enjoy the flavor of pizza without the hassle of making a crust. Use a fun pasta shape to make this even more appealing to your family, especially kids.

                                        Try it tonight. Get the recipe here.

                                        20. Slow-Cooker Lasagna Soup

                                          Everyone loves lasagna, but it can be time-consuming and messy to make. However, this soup version has the taste you want but with the ease of a crockpot.

                                          Get the recipe here.

                                          Bonus: 3 Simple Ways to Make Meals Healthier

                                          Eating healthy doesn’t have to take a lot of money, time, or thought. Any improvements are a big step in the right direction.

                                          Here are three easy ways you can make meals healthier for your family.

                                          1. Lose the Sugar

                                          Are you looking to improve your health? Cut processed sugars from your diet—the more, the better, and that includes artificial sweeteners.[1] Why? Studies show that sugar increases the risks for weight gain, heart disease, acne, type-2 diabetes, depression, cancer, fatty liver disease, cellular aging, and low energy levels.[2]

                                          2. Avoid Highly Processed Foods

                                          Many processed foods are fine to eat. Even fresh fruit and vegetables go through some processing to stay fresh longer. However, highly processed foods have added salt, sweeteners, saturated fats, preservatives, and artificial colors. These types of food have been linked to heart disease, diabetes, and high blood pressure.[3]

                                          3. Replace Simple Carbs for Complex Carbs

                                          Lowering daily carbs can do wonders for your health. Studies show that low-carb diets lead to lower insulin levels, lower bad cholesterol levels, visceral fat loss, weight loss, reduced appetite, and can be therapeutic for many brain disorders.[4]

                                          When eating carbs, choose complex carbs over simple carbs. Simple carbs, such as white flour, rice, and degermed cornmeal, lack nutrients and spike blood sugar levels. Complex carbs, such as sweet potato, brown rice, and oats, are usually more nutritious and aren’t digested as quickly, giving more sustained energy and less of an insulin spike.[5]

                                          Enjoy Family Meals With Less Stress!

                                          Dinner can be enjoyable again now that you’re armed with simple and nutritious recipes for your family. These healthy and tasty family meal recipes can help you feel even better about what you serve. Best of all, you’ll have the extra time and energy you saved from cooking and spend more time with your family.

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                                          Featured photo credit: Jimmy Dean via unsplash.com

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