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Six Things to Say and Do if You Don’t Want to Actually Make Sales

Six Things to Say and Do if You Don’t Want to Actually Make Sales

*Warning: I ate some snark on my flight home today. Then, this happened.

1. Lead with, “What brought you out today? 

Any sales person who begins with this question pretty much deserves the lukewarm, vague or sarcastic response it begs for. Say you sell cars and you lead with this phrase. I’d just love for a potential buyer to respond with “Oh, well I wanted to go for a run…that’s why I am here in your dealership.”

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2.  In your well-meaning desire to get to know your customers quickly, start by peppering them with rapid-fire questions, interrogation-style.

And of course, don’t allow yourself a “tell me more about that” moment. Instead, like an auctioneer on a timeframe, get through those Who, What, Why and When questions like a boss! People aren’t complex and neither are their problems. All you need is a pre-formulated list of questions answered in record time and BOOM‒you’ll be hitting the top of the sales record chart in your office.

3.  Make sure the first thing you always say is, “May I Help You?”

This is, at best, an unspoken agreement between customer and salesperson to ignore each other. At worst, it is a type of passive-aggressive behavior: it puts your workload immediately onto your customer as it requires them to not only respond, but also to explain why they are there and what they specifically need. C’mon people, you don’t sell anything, you sell something! People are not in a shoe store because they need a new car. Do your customers a solid and cut to the chase a little by losing the archaic “May I help you?” line. Of course you may help them, by virtue of the fact that they are there!

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4.  Lead with, “So, did you hear the news about our sale/price reduction?”

Nothing says “I believe in my product, as should you,” like introducing yourself with a 30% off fact. First of all, that’s not an incentive; it’s a price apology. More importantly, this method offers a dual dehumanizing feature: it reduces you, as a salesperson, to numbers and it also subtly conveys to customers that you may not see them as real, live people as much as walking, talking wallets. Win-win!

5.  Try to instill panic into your customers as soon as possible.

The best way to do this is to combine fear with cost in a handy two-for-one combo. Something like: “This sale isn’t going to last so if you don’t want to be stuck paying a lot more, you’d better buy today. Nobody else is going to give you a deal like this.” For extra fun, you can tack on a critical and stress-inducing P.S. about the crummy customer service your competitors give. A little under-the-breath comment along the lines of “Good luck finding anyone who knows what they’re doing over at _______” is the perfect cherry on the cost-n-fear sunday you’ve served up for your now totally stressed out customers. And, as we all know, stress always leads to sales.

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6. At the end of your sales presentation, let the customer know that you will “wait to hear from them.”

People in need, who have just listened to what you have to offer, should of course be put in the position to then sell themselves on an actual purchase. That makes sense, right? Right?! That is in fact what “waiting to hear from you” conveys to your customer, whether that is your intention or not.

Snarkiness aside, all of these tried and not true methods need to go away forever. Deep six these six and you’ll be that much closer to changing someone’s world.

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Productivity Boost: How to start your day at 5:00 AM

Productivity Boost: How to start your day at 5:00 AM

I have been an early-riser for over a year now. Monday through Friday I wake up at 5:00 AM without hitting the snooze button even once. I never take naps and rarely feel tired throughout the day. The following is my advice on how to start your day (everyday) at 5:00 AM.The idea of waking up early and starting the day at or before the sunrise is the desire of many people. Many highly successful people attribute their success, at least in part, to rising early. Early-risers have more productive mornings, get more done, and report less stress on average than “late-risers.” However, for the unaccustomed, the task of waking up at 5:00 AM can seem extremely daunting. This article will present five tips about how to physically wake up at 5:00 AM and how to get yourself mentally ready to have a productive day.

Many people simply “can’t” get up early because they are stuck in a routine. Whether this is getting to bed unnecessarily late, snoozing repetitively, or waiting until the absolute last possible moment before getting out of bed, “sleeping in” can easily consume your entire morning. The following tips will let you break the “sleeping in” routine.

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Relocate your alarm clock.

Having an alarm clock too close to your bed is the number one reason people simply cannot get up in the morning. If your alarm clock is within arms reach of your bed, or if you can turn your alarm clock off without getting out of bed, you are creating an unnecessarily difficult situation for yourself. Before I became an early-riser, there were many times that I would turn off my alarm without even waking up enough to remember turning it off. I recommend moving your alarm clock far enough away from your bed that you have to get completely out of bed to turn it off. I keep my alarm clock in the bathroom. This may not be possible for all living arrangements, however, I use my cellphone as an alarm clock and putting it in the bathroom makes perfect sense. In order to turn off my alarm I have to get completely out of bed, and since going to the restroom and taking a shower are the first two things I do everyday, keeping the alarm clock in the bathroom streamlines the start of my morning.

Scrap the snooze.

The snooze feature on all modern alarm clocks serves absolutely no constructive purpose. Don’t even try the “it helps me slowly wake up” lie. I recommend buying an alarm that does not have a snooze button. If you can’t find an alarm without a snooze button, never read the instructions so you will never know how long your snooze button lasts. Not knowing whether it waits 10 minutes or 60 minutes should be enough of a deterrent to get you to stop using it.

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Change up your buzzer

If you use the same buzzer day in and day out, you begin to develop a tolerance to the sound. The alarm clock will slowly become less effective at waking you up over time. Most newer alarm clocks will let you set a different buzzer tone for the different days of the week. If you change your buzzer frequently, you will have an easier time waking up.

Make a puzzle

If you absolutely cannot wake up without repetitive snoozing, try making a puzzle for yourself. It doesn’t take rocket science to understand that the longer your alarm is going off, the more awake you will become. Try making your alarm very difficult to turn off by putting it under the sink, putting it under the bed, or better yet, by forcing yourself to complete a puzzle to turn it off. Try putting your alarm into a combination-locked box and make yourself put in the combination in order to turn off the alarm — it’s annoying, but extremely effective!

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Get into a routine

Getting up at 5:00 AM is much easier if you are doing it Monday through Friday rather than sporadically during the week. I recommend setting an alarm once that repeats everyday. Also, going to bed at about the same time every night is an important factor to having a productive morning. Learn how much sleep you need to get in order to not feel exhausted the following day. Some people can get by on 4-6 hours while most need 7-8.

Have a reason

Make sure you have a specific reason to get up in the morning. Getting up at 5:00 AM just for the heck of it is a lot more difficult than if you are getting up early to plan your day, pay bills, go for a jog, get an early start on work, etc. I recommend finding something you want to do for yourself in the morning. It will be a lot easier to get up if you are guaranteed to do something fun for yourself — compare this to going on vacation. You probably have no problem waking up very early on vacation or during holidays. My goal every morning is to bring that excitement to the day by doing something fun for myself.

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As I previously mentioned, I have been using these tips for a very long time. Joining the world of early-risers has been a great decision. I feel less stressed, I get more done, and I feel happier than I did when I was a late-riser. If you follow these tips you can become an early-riser, too. Do you have any tips that I didn’t mention? What works best for you? Let us know in the comments.

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