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9 Things Football Players Understand That Nobody Else Does

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9 Things Football Players Understand That Nobody Else Does

From your 15-year-old sophomore who has his sights set on the varsity team, to the 35-year-old accountant who loves to get together over wings with his friends and recount tales of their glory days, football players share a common bond, and an understanding that most outsiders will never fully comprehend. If you have played – or currently play – tackle football, you’ll know these 9 things to be absolutely true.

1. We’re Not Dumb Jocks

A common misconception about football players is that we’re nothing more than oversized meat heads. While I can’t say that every team is chock full of future rocket scientists, understanding the nuances of your typical football game are difficult for anyone, better yet a team full of idiots. Understanding complex coverage schemes, line stunts, or perfect execution of the read option is the sporting equivalent of brain surgery. Each step requires real brain power, and it’s certainly not something a monkey in a helmet could do.

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2. You’re Nothing Without Your Team

Football is an intricate game that involves a lot of moving parts. Small mis-cues in timing, a slip and fall, or a single mistake can be the difference between victory and defeat. As such, each of those 11 guys has a responsibility to themselves, and their teammates to ensure that they are giving 110% on each and every play. No matter how good your star player is, he’s nothing without the 11 guys around him working in perfect harmony. You must learn to love, and appreciate the other 10 guys that make each of your personal victories possible.

3. “People Running into Each Other” is a Gross Misrepresentation of the Game

Football played by well-coached teams is less about big men running into brick walls, and more about amazing athletes executing a complexly orchestrated dance that requires perfection in execution from each of the 11 players on the field. Once you understand the game, and the strategy behind it, you begin to see football for what it really is – art.

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4. Kickers Are Slightly “Off”

While they only work a few times a game, kickers are among the most colorful creatures on the planet. Whether pacing the sidelines and talking to themselves, or angrily punching the ground after a missed tackle on a punt return – kickers are tortured souls that nobody fully understands, yet they’re completely indispensable at the same time.

5. We Work Hard – Really Hard

High school and college football players start to practice in the dead of summer with full pads and 90+ degree heat. To make matters worse, they often practice before and after school in the weeks leading up to the first game of the season. While you’re hitting the snooze button and dreading the thought of finding a dirty pair of pants to put on to make it to first hour, football players have been hard at work since the pre-dawn hours. No matter how hard the work, we come prepared to work – a trait that serves us well off the football field too.

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6. If Kickers Are “Off” – Linebackers Are Completely Nuts

What do you get when you put one of the most athletic, biggest, and most vocal guys right of a football field? A linebacker. These guys are like kickers in the sense that there is something not quite right about them, but while the kicker is a rather quiet sort of disturbed, linebackers are loud, rowdy, and they like to hit things – hard. As crazy as they often are, linebackers are the heart and soul of most defenses, and they are truly special due to their mix of athletic ability, craziness, and leadership qualities.

7. We Really Do Love Our Teammates and Coaches

The camaraderie you feel for the players around you is unmatched by any other situation in modern life. These players have all become more like family than just teammates or friends, and through intense workouts, victories, failure and everything in between, these are the guys that keep you balanced, and build you up when you begin to crumble.

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8. These Memories Will Provide Story Fodder for Years to Come

It doesn’t matter how old a man becomes, football always provides a story that they can whip out for any situation and at any time, without a second thought. Daughters wedding? Check. Business meeting? Double check. There’s no such thing as an ex-football player, just a not-actively-participating football player.

9. It Doesn’t Last Forever

No matter how much we wish it would, your glory days on the gridiron are far too short-lived for most of our tastes. While the stories are forever, your playing days aren’t. Enjoy every minute of it while you still can.

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Last Updated on January 13, 2022

10 Cheap And Amazing Honeymoon Ideas

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A honeymoon is important.  The wedding is over.  The months, or even years, of stress and planning are finally over.  It’s time for the two of you to relax, settle in, and start enjoying your time together as you embark on your first journey as a family.

To make the most of this time for the least amount of money, it’s important to focus on what you want out of a honeymoon.  This isn’t your typical list of touristy honeymoon locations everyone goes to.  Rather, it’s a list of cheap honeymoon experiences a couple can enjoy together, regardless of where it’s at.

1. Camping

A week long camping trip is a fantastic way to see how you mesh together as a couple.  You’re put in a low impact “survival” situation where it’s just the 2 of you and nature.  You have a chance to see how your new spouse handles themselves when left with the basics of life.  There are amazing national parks all over the United States where you can camp for a week for $20-30, disconnect from technology, and enjoy some of the natural wonders our nation has to offer.

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2. Staycation

You don’t have to go anywhere for a honeymoon.  In fact, the tradition of taking a honeymoon vacation is a relatively new one.  Prior to the 19th century, a honeymoon involved staying home together for a month to get to know each other physically.  Think of how blissful it could be to take a full month off work, disconnect from the outside world, and focus entirely on projects together.  You may not be wowing your friends and family with pictures of some exotic location, but they’ll be envious of your escape from the rat race nonetheless.

3. Island Getaway

People tend to overspend on their honeymoon vacations to Hawaii, Tahiti, etc.  Going to these places doesn’t have to be expensive.  You don’t need to stay in a 5 star resort when you’re on a Best Western budget.  You’re there to be in the atmosphere of the island, not a hotel room. Book a cheap flight and sleep in a hotel alternative, on the beach or in your car.  It’s the view in paradise that really matters.

4. Fancy Resort

Book an expensive resort, spa, or retreat in the city you live in.  While this may seem counterintuitive as a cheap destination, when you consider your savings on airfare and other travel costs, you can afford to be treated like royalty within your own city limits.  If you book a honeymoon package, you’ll end up with a lot of free amenities and extra attention.  There’s no need to fly halfway across the world to live the good life.

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5. Road Trip

The journey is often more fulfilling than the actual destination.  If you fly out to some exotic locale, you’ll be stuck on a plane for 8-30 hours.  Rent a luxury car, pick a handful of places you each have always wanted to visit, and go on an adventure.  You can keep food costs down by packing your own snacks, but it’s always a good idea to sample the local delicacies wherever you go, even if it’s only a few states over.

6. Charter a Boat

If the ocean is your thing, a week-long cruise can cost you $1500-$3000 per person, depending on the destination.  You also have to factor in travel costs to and from the cruise, alcohol, souvenirs, and on-shore excursions.  You’ll also be surrounded by people.  For the same price (and often much cheaper), you can charter your own boat and enjoy the experience in private.

7. Las Vegas/Atlantic City

If gambling is your thing, these are the places to do it.  Which one you choose depends on your preference, budget, and proximity.  The way to make this vacation cheaper is to gamble smart.  Stay away from low odd tables (i.e craps, roulette) and read up on the MIT blackjack strategies to beat the house.  If you do it right, you can win enough for a free trip (and gain a valuable team skill in the process).

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8. Themed Retreats

There are weeklong retreats all over the world where you can fully immerse yourselves as a couple into a hobby you’re both passionate about.  Go on a yoga/meditation retreat, a ranch, a vineyard/farm, a backpacking adventure, treasure hunt, or whatever you’re into.

9. Working Honeymoon

Your honeymoon doesn’t have to be a vacation.  For a truly memorable experience, dedicate a week to a charity or volunteer organization.  You can drive out to a campground to help restore it in the offseason.  Maybe you’ve always wanted to volunteer to help out your local animal shelter, plant trees, help the homeless, etc.  Use the time to do something together as a couple that will fulfill you spiritually while contributing to the community.  Just because you’re on a honeymoon doesn’t mean you can’t be productive.

10. Festivals, Fairs & Special Events

Every city, state, and country has festivals, fairs, and special events.  Find one you’re interested in.  If you time your wedding right, your honeymoon can be a trip to one of these festivals.  Burning Man, SXSW, Bonnaroo, the Renaissance Fair, regional harvest festivals, Mardi Gras, New Years Eve in Times Square, a movie premiere, or whatever you’re into.  If you plan your honeymoon at the right time in the right place, the possibilities are endless.

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