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Hilarious Quotes From Kids That Will Make You Love Them So Much

Hilarious Quotes From Kids That Will Make You Love Them So Much

Buckle up. Once that child learns to talk there is no going back. I know we all wait for that moment when they can tell us how they really feel- as long as how they really feel is that we are the best parents ever and that they love us.

Here is the disappointing part: they don’t always feel that way, and when they don’t… they will letcha know about it.

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Here is a list of some kid quotes that show just what you are in for when your prayers are answered and the flood gates of communication open.

1. “Why don’t you chill, Bill?” – 3 year old little girl.

She uttered these words in response to an admonishment for yelling and running around the house. Her mother, whom she was responding to, is not named Bill.

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Chill, Bill

    2. “You smell like the moon and flowers.” – 5 year old little girl.

    She was giving a compliment, or so it is assumed. I have read that space smells like gunpowder or diesel engine. That mixed with flowers… well, I could be a best selling perfume, I suppose.

    You smell like moon and flowers

      3. “I want to make friends. Do I say ‘hi’ with my bumbum, head or mouth?” – 3 year old.

      I think that age is when everything is about butts. Right? Or is it just my kids. Please tell me it’s not just my kids.

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      say hi with bumbum

        4. “Mama you are not stupid and you are the best. Daddy, he’s a little bit stupider.” – 3 year old.

        The thing is, she might not be wrong.

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        Daddy a little stupider

          5. “That was peelicious.” – 5 year old.

          Said after using the latrine. Who doesn’t love a good potty pun?

          That was peelicious

            What have your children said lately to make you guffaw? How many people witnessed their special outburst?

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            Last Updated on June 19, 2019

            How to Practice Positive Meditation in 2 Simple Steps

            How to Practice Positive Meditation in 2 Simple Steps

            Just by simply spending some effort and time, staying positive every day can be easily achieved. All that is required is a fraction of your time, 10-15 minutes a day to cultivate the positive you!

            But first, what is really positive thinking? Do you have to be in an upbeat, cheerful and enthusiastic mood all day to be positive minded?

            No. Positive thinking simply means the absence of negative thoughts and emotions – in other words, inner peace!

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            When you are truly at peace within yourself, you are naturally thinking positively. You don’t have to fight off negative thoughts, or search desperately for more positive thoughts. It just happens on its own. And here are 2 positive thinking meditation tips to empower you:

            1. Relax as You Meditate

            A powerful, simple yet rarely used technique is meditation. Meditation doesn’t have to take the form of static body posture. It can be as simple as sitting in a comfortable chair listening to soothing music. Or performing relaxation techniques such as deep breathing exercises.

            Meditation is all about letting go of stressful or worrisome thoughts. That’s it! If you spend just a few minutes per day feeling relaxed and peaceful, you automatically shift your mind into a more positive place. When you FEEL more relaxed, you naturally THINK more positively!

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            Start with a short period of time, like 5 or 10 minutes a day. You can meditate first thing in the morning, during your lunch break, right before you go to bed at night, or any time. The most important thing is to consciously let go of unproductive thoughts and feelings. Just let them go for those few minutes, and you may decide not to pick them back up again at all!

            2. Practice Daily Affirmations

            Positive affirmations can be used throughout the day anywhere and at anytime you need them, the more you use them the easier positive thoughts will take over negative ones and you will see benefits happening in your life.

            What are affirmations? Affirmations are statements that are used in a positive present tense language. For example, “Every day, in every way, I’m getting better, better and better” is a popular affirmation used by the late Norman Vincent Peale.

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            So how does one go about using positive affirmations in everyday life? Let’s look at some guidelines to follow when reciting your daily affirmations.

            1. Use first person pronouns in your message (I)
            2. Use present tense (I have)
            3. Use positive messages (I am happy)
            4. Repeat your affirmations on a consistent basis

            Affirmations have to be said with conviction and consistency. Start your day by saying your affirmations out loud. It wouldn’t take more than 5 minutes to repeat your affirmations; yet when done consistently, these positive affirmations will seep into the subconscious mind to cultivate the new positive you.

            Here’s an example of a “success affirmation” you can use on a daily basis:

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            I am successful in everything I do. Every venture I get into returns wealth to me. I am constantly productive. I always perform to the full potential I have and have respect for my abilities.
            My work is always given positive recognition. I augment my income constantly. I always have adequate money for everything I require. I spend my money prudently always. My work is always rewarded.

            You can find more examples here: 10 Positive Affirmations for Success that will Change your Life

            Remember, affirmations work on the basis of conviction and consistency. Do yourself a favor and make a commitment to see this through.

            Begin practicing these positive thinking tips right now. And I wish you continued empowerment and growth on your positive thinking journey.

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