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Hilarious Quotes From Kids That Will Make You Love Them So Much

Hilarious Quotes From Kids That Will Make You Love Them So Much

Buckle up. Once that child learns to talk there is no going back. I know we all wait for that moment when they can tell us how they really feel- as long as how they really feel is that we are the best parents ever and that they love us.

Here is the disappointing part: they don’t always feel that way, and when they don’t… they will letcha know about it.

Here is a list of some kid quotes that show just what you are in for when your prayers are answered and the flood gates of communication open.

1. “Why don’t you chill, Bill?” – 3 year old little girl.

She uttered these words in response to an admonishment for yelling and running around the house. Her mother, whom she was responding to, is not named Bill.

Chill, Bill

    2. “You smell like the moon and flowers.” – 5 year old little girl.

    She was giving a compliment, or so it is assumed. I have read that space smells like gunpowder or diesel engine. That mixed with flowers… well, I could be a best selling perfume, I suppose.

    You smell like moon and flowers

      3. “I want to make friends. Do I say ‘hi’ with my bumbum, head or mouth?” – 3 year old.

      I think that age is when everything is about butts. Right? Or is it just my kids. Please tell me it’s not just my kids.

      say hi with bumbum

        4. “Mama you are not stupid and you are the best. Daddy, he’s a little bit stupider.” – 3 year old.

        The thing is, she might not be wrong.

        Daddy a little stupider

          5. “That was peelicious.” – 5 year old.

          Said after using the latrine. Who doesn’t love a good potty pun?

          That was peelicious

            What have your children said lately to make you guffaw? How many people witnessed their special outburst?

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            Last Updated on March 24, 2021

            8 Smart Home Gadgets You Need in Your House

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            We’ve all done it. We’ve gone out and bought useless gadgets that we don’t really need, just because they seemed really cool at the time. Then, we are stuck with a bunch of junk, and end up tossing it or trying to sell it on Ebay.

            On the other hand, there are some pretty awesome tech inventions that are actually useful. For instance, many of the latest home gadgets do some of your work for you, from adjusting the home thermostat to locking your front door. And, if used as designed, these tools should really help to make your life a lot easier—and that’s not just a claim from some infomercial trying to sell you yet another useless gadget.

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            Take a look at some of the most popular “smart gadgets” on the market:

            1. Smart Door Locks

            A smart lock lets you lock and unlock your doors by using your smartphone, a special key fob, or biometrics. These locks are keyless, and much more difficult for intruders to break into, making your home a lot safer. You can even use a special app to let people into your home if you are not there to greet them.

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            2. Smart Kitchen Tools

            Wouldn’t you just love to have a pot of coffee waiting for you when you get home from work? What about a “smart pan” that tells you exactly when you need to flip that omelet? From meat thermometers to kitchen scales, you’ll find a variety of “smart” gadgets designed to make culinary geeks salivate.

            3. Mini Home Speaker Play:1

            If you love big sound, but hate how much space big speakers take up, and if you want a stereo system that is no bigger than your fist, check out the Play:1 mini speaker. All you have to do is plug it in, connect, and then you can stream without worrying about any interruptions or interface. You can even add onto it, and have different music playing in different rooms.

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            This is a thermostat that lives with you. It can sense seasonal changes, temperature changes, etc., and it will adjust itself automatically. You will never have to fiddle with a thermostat dial or keypad again, because this one basically does all of the work for you. It can also help you to save as much as 12% on heating bills, and 15% on cooling bills.

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            6. Smart Lighting

            Control your home lighting from your remote device. This is great if you are out and want to make sure that there are some lights on. It is designed to be energy efficient, so it will pay for itself over time because you won’t have to spend so much on your monthly energy bills.

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            Whether you love movies, television shows, music, etc., you can stream it all using Google Chromecast Ultra. Stream all of the entertainment you love in up to 4K UHD and HDR, for just $69 monthly.

            8. Canary

            This home security system will automatically contact emergency services when they are needed. This system offers both video and audio surveillance, so there will be evidence if there are any break-ins on your property. You can also use it to check up on what’s happening at home when you are not there, including to make sure the kids are doing their homework.

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