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Alarming: Comparing The Calories Of Alcohol With Some “Heart-Attack” Foods

Alarming: Comparing The Calories Of Alcohol With Some “Heart-Attack” Foods
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The college life is a wild rollercoaster of events. New school, new semester, new friends, old friends, partying, professors, memory loss… Wait, memory loss?

That’s right. A common agreement within the college community is that drinking rocks, and while not entirely incorrect, it can have much more of an effect on the body than just contributing to the freshman 15 and embarrassing selfies. A study by USA Today uncovered that the caloric intake stemming from binge drinking can increase the body’s vulnerability to cognitive impairment or memory loss.

The nice folks over at Elite Daily put together a series of visuals to help us see the amount of calories consumed with our favorite drinks compared with all of our favorite foods.

Beer vs. Cheeseburgers: America’s Favorite Pastime

Ah, yes. The late-night breakfast of champions. Nothing says “college” more than consuming copious amounts of beer, piling into a cab, and making a drunken 2 AM burger run to the neighborhood McDonald’s. With the cheeseburger originating in Pasadena, California and the population consuming an average of 26 gallons of beer each per year, maybe there is a reason we don’t see California on the list of America’s healthiest states.

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Bud light vs cheeseburgers

    Champagne vs. Bread: The College Definition of “Dinner”

    We have all been there. Broke, hungry, and in search of booze. Good thing that loaf of bread you bought for seemingly no reason last week hasn’t gone bad and your friend stopped by with a brand new bottle of champagne. Just keep in mind that you may want to cut back on the bread, because we all know you won’t on the champagne.

    Champagne vs Bread

      Hard Cider vs. Chocolate Doughnuts: A Hipster’s Worst Nightmare

      “Maybe when you’re older you will understand why you don’t feel right, why you can’t sleep at night now.” – Win Butler, Arcade Fire

      What was going through the mind of Mr. Butler when we was putting together the song, “Modern Man”? Perhaps he is referencing an existential crisis of a “modern” man’s monotonous life. Perhaps Mr. Butler is attempting to warn his fans about the possible health implications associated with heavily consuming hard cider and biking to the donut shop.

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      Hard Cider Vs. Doughnuts

        Captain Morgan vs. Pizza: The Sad Death Of Pop Punk

        Remember freshman year in college when you heard that song about eating pizza with your friends while raiding your parents’ liquor cabinet? What song was that again? Oh yeah, every current pop punk song. Perhaps science can find a way to fuse rum and pizza into one superfood so we can all get back to being sad with our friends – minus the dangerous amount of calories.

        Captain Morgan vs Pizza

          Red Wine vs. Chocolate Chip Cookies: Movie Night Is Ruined!

          You may want to think again before making your routine trip to the grocery store to grab snacks for movie night — it may be worth it to hold off on the usual wine and cookie combination. Comparing the caloric intake of these two items can seriously ruin your plans. If an entire bottle of wine is equal to three-and-a-half cookies, maybe it will be best to get two bottles of wine instead. Shrek 2 is supposed to make me cry right?

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          Wine vs Cookies

            Piña Coladas vs. Chocolate Bars: No, Mom, You Can’t Have Both

            Ironically enough, while drinking four piña coladas or eating six Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Bars can result in “a great night,” these two activities have a completely different effects on the human body. Studies have shown that chocolate — in moderation — can help repair damages caused by high levels of hypertension. Sorry, chocolate piña coladas don’t count.

            Pina Colada vs Chocolate Bars

              AMFs vs. Ice Cream Cones: The “Choose Your Own Adventure” Book of Life

              This is perhaps the toughest decision within this entire article. Do you want to have a good time and feel really sick? Go with the ice cream option. Do you want to do just that while simultaneously keeping your record of terrible decisions? Look no further, AMFs have arrived. Honestly, AMFs are great, but anytime the amount of ice cream trumps the amount of another item that can be consumed, ice cream wins every time.

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              AMFs vs Ice Cream

                Vodka Cranberries vs. Sushi: Wait — Can I Not Have Both?

                If Japanese cuisine and hard Russian alcohol have anything in common, it is the fact that they are both delicious. However, you may want to keep being “drunk” and being “sushi drunk” separated. Spending all night at your local endless sushi bar could result in some serious health risks for all parties involved. I suggest drinking the vodka cranberries and continuing to just post photos of the sushi on Instagram.

                Vodka vs Sushi

                  Conclusion

                  At the end of the day, it may be best to cut back on the “heart-attack” foods before you hit the town on an upcoming weekend. Just remember, all things are okay in moderation. Yes, even AMFs.

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                  Featured photo credit: Geoff Peters via flickr.com

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                  Last Updated on July 12, 2021

                  100 Incredible Life Hacks That Make Life So Much Easier

                  100 Incredible Life Hacks That Make Life So Much Easier
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                  Want to learn some quick and easy life hacks that are easy to do, low cost and saves you time?

                  By tweaking little things in your daily life, it can make your life much more convenient!

                  Here’re 100 of the most practical life hacks so you can just pick up any of them right away!

                  83 tie a small piece of bright colored fabric

                    84 write random letter

                      85 use a rubberband

                        86 dorm smell bad

                          87 lean your phone on your sunglassess

                            89 how to waterproof your shoes

                              90 take a picture of the name card

                                91 iron inside out

                                  92 old newspaper

                                    93 tumble try shoes

                                      keep a card like this

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                                          94 soap bar

                                            95 make a hole

                                              96 drop the battery

                                                97 use a coozie

                                                  98 when taking a picture

                                                    use a clean dust pan

                                                      try a pants hanger

                                                        use your cellphone light

                                                          use a spring from an old pen

                                                            quick and easy iphone speaker

                                                              user binder clips

                                                                wrap a wet paper towel around your beverage

                                                                  put pancake mix in a ketchup bottle

                                                                    clean out an old lotion bottle for your beach

                                                                      use a muffin tin to serve condiments at a bbq

                                                                        doritos are great for kindling

                                                                          use nail polish to identify different keys

                                                                            use a hanging shoe rack to store cleaning supplies

                                                                              freeze grapes to chill white wine without

                                                                                use paper clips to organize your cables

                                                                                  almost finished your jar of nutella

                                                                                    sick of having a box full of tangled

                                                                                      unroll the rim to increase the capacity

                                                                                        cut open toilet paper rolls and use as a cuff

                                                                                          remove the stem from strawberries

                                                                                            turn an old bottle into a simple little cord holder

                                                                                              for iced coffee and iced cappuccino, use frozen coffee cubes

                                                                                                how to fold a fitted bed sheet

                                                                                                  tired of snoozing past your alarm

                                                                                                    place a rubber band around an open paint can to wipe your brush on

                                                                                                      ut a wooden spoon across a boiling pot

                                                                                                        use bread clips to save flip-flops

                                                                                                          take pictures of friends holding items

                                                                                                            how i always know which headphone is the left one

                                                                                                              put a stocking over the end of a vacuum

                                                                                                                How to make sure you drink enough water

                                                                                                                  user a can opener to open blister

                                                                                                                    good sandwich guide

                                                                                                                      turn your muffin pans upside down

                                                                                                                        50 pounds of groceries and living on the 5th floor

                                                                                                                          the right way to make a blt

                                                                                                                            add one teaspoon of baking soda

                                                                                                                              38

                                                                                                                                hair straighteners equals to collar irons

                                                                                                                                  stack your clothes vertically to see them all

                                                                                                                                    the right way to make cookies in the summer

                                                                                                                                      how to clean a blender

                                                                                                                                        the right way to eat a popsicle

                                                                                                                                          use bread clips to label and organize power cords

                                                                                                                                            to get the built up residue off of your shower head

                                                                                                                                              user a hair clip to orgainize long wires

                                                                                                                                                a frozen saturated sponge in a bag

                                                                                                                                                  rub stuck zipper teeth with a graphite pencil

                                                                                                                                                    use a soda pop tab

                                                                                                                                                      50

                                                                                                                                                        51 How to multiply large numbers in your head.

                                                                                                                                                          52 How to open a bottle if you dont have a corkscrew.

                                                                                                                                                            rub a walnut on damaged wooden furniture

                                                                                                                                                              kids fall out of bed

                                                                                                                                                                use toothpaste to clear up hazy car

                                                                                                                                                                  58

                                                                                                                                                                    59 keep pizza out while driving home

                                                                                                                                                                      60 put your straw through the tab to keep it from rising

                                                                                                                                                                        hold oreos with a fork so your fingers

                                                                                                                                                                          Never lose your remotes again

                                                                                                                                                                            hiding your emergency money

                                                                                                                                                                              use a bread tab to hold your spot on a roll

                                                                                                                                                                                if you are at a hotel and run out of chargers

                                                                                                                                                                                  keep a square of cardboard in a ziplock bag

                                                                                                                                                                                    If you need to pee or smoke at a bar

                                                                                                                                                                                      drill holes in the bottom of your garbage

                                                                                                                                                                                        use an accented letter as your passcode

                                                                                                                                                                                          use a squeeze ketchup bottle top with your shopvac

                                                                                                                                                                                            do something unusual when locking the door

                                                                                                                                                                                              when heating leftovers space out a circle in the middle

                                                                                                                                                                                                dont burn yourself in those hard to reach candles

                                                                                                                                                                                                  put a small amount of water in a glass when you microwave your pizza

                                                                                                                                                                                                    75 use a piece of paper to organize

                                                                                                                                                                                                      use half a pool noodle

                                                                                                                                                                                                        pencil case to store cables

                                                                                                                                                                                                          78 clothespin to hold nail

                                                                                                                                                                                                            79 make blts

                                                                                                                                                                                                              80 take a picture of your fridge

                                                                                                                                                                                                                81 fill plastic water bottles

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  82 right ways to eat chips

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    99 if your plug keeps failing

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      100 put the banana on the wire

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        88 before you throw away a post it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Source: Reddit LifeProTips

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          There you go, 100 awesome life hacks that you can try right now to make your life a lot easier!

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