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9 Things Only Thanksgiving Dinner Planners Understand

9 Things Only Thanksgiving Dinner Planners Understand
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Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I am very appreciative of my life and the people in it, and I am proud to live in a country that has set aside a day to be thankful. Thanksgiving allows us to focus on the people in our lives–the people sitting around our table. Here are 9 things only Thanksgiving dinner planners would understand.

1. The appropriate time to have a drink is whenever the cooking starts.

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    Many people use the saying that “it’s happy hour somewhere”. On Thanksgiving happy hour can be at 7 in the morning, because you always cook better with a little wine in your system. Food tastes better with a little wine or booze in it too. Bourbon sweet potatoes, anyone? A cup of white wine inside the turkey keeps it moist. I subscribe to the “one cup of alcohol for the recipe, and one one cup of alcohol for me” technique. This technique is a far cry from being trained in a French cooking school, but it is a lot more fun.

    2. You can never have too many folding chairs.

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      Most tables seat six or eight people. Folding chairs are small and fit in the corners nicely. You can also pair them with the folding table in your garage (it’s out there, probably behind the Christmas decorations). The best people to put into folding chairs are children or guests you may feel impartial about. If you are a guest in a folding chair, you may not be as close to the host as you thought. The folding chair occupant should probably have a plan B location for next year because chances are good you may not be invited back to this house.

      3.  You can never have too many side dishes.

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        Let’s face it.  The turkey is the centerpiece, but turkey does not exactly have the same taste as baby back ribs. Oh sure, I make it more interesting by filling it with white wine, but I am eyeing the sweet potato casserole or creamed corn long before I make it to the turkey. Turkey is the only meat triathletes eat. How satisfying could it possibly be?

        4. If you live somewhere where you can, eat outside.

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          If you live somewhere where you cannot even imagine eating Thanksgiving outside because of weather, maybe you should consider moving. Believe it or not there are states in this country where the weather will be 75 degrees and sunny on Thanksgiving. Eating outside really brings home the giving thanks idea. Thanksgiving is about the first settlers giving thanks for their first bountiful harvest. It is about celebrating our reliance on the land and the land taking care of us. You can really appreciate the land more when you are outside.

          5. If you are eating outside, hang small white lights in the trees.

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            I am talking about the small Christmas lights. They are festive all year long. They really can make an outside space feel warm and inviting.

            6. When all your guests cannot walk around each other’s chairs to get seconds, that’s okay.

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              Our houses were not built to serve a a 12-person dinner. The table will all of a sudden no longer fit in the room where it has fit all year long. People won’t be able to get past the other chairs to bring their plate to the kitchen or to get seconds. Don’t worry about it. In fact if you use my one cup for the food and one cup for me concept you’ll be too buzzed to care. Which leads me to my next point…

              7.  Getting too buzzed to care is the best way to prepare for Thanksgiving.

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                I am not advocating you cook drunk. We use too many sharp knives, hot pans and ovens to be drunk. What I am saying is enjoy the day. Enjoy the cooking, setting the table and even cleaning up. Thanksgiving is about spending time with friends and family, not about everything going perfect. Don’t sweat the small stuff. If the place cards are sloppy or a pie is under cooked, nobody cares.

                8. Food tastes better when you cook with the Macy’s Day Parade on the television in the background.

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                  I don’t know why this is the case. It just is. Maybe the parade creates some sort of mystical occurrence in the kitchen.

                  9. Food tastes better when it is cooked with love.

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                    People can tell when you cook with love. Cooking for and feeding someone is the ultimate sign of love. Without nourishment, people die. When you feed others, you are taking care of them on a very fundamental level. I love to cook. However, I love to cook for my wife and kids more. It is my way of taking care of them and showing that I love them.

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                    100 Incredible Life Hacks That Make Life So Much Easier

                    100 Incredible Life Hacks That Make Life So Much Easier
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                    Want to learn some quick and easy life hacks that are easy to do, low cost and saves you time?

                    By tweaking little things in your daily life, it can make your life much more convenient!

                    Here’re 100 of the most practical life hacks so you can just pick up any of them right away!

                    83 tie a small piece of bright colored fabric

                      84 write random letter

                        85 use a rubberband

                          86 dorm smell bad

                            87 lean your phone on your sunglassess

                              89 how to waterproof your shoes

                                90 take a picture of the name card

                                  91 iron inside out

                                    92 old newspaper

                                      93 tumble try shoes

                                        keep a card like this

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                                            94 soap bar

                                              95 make a hole

                                                96 drop the battery

                                                  97 use a coozie

                                                    98 when taking a picture

                                                      use a clean dust pan

                                                        try a pants hanger

                                                          use your cellphone light

                                                            use a spring from an old pen

                                                              quick and easy iphone speaker

                                                                user binder clips

                                                                  wrap a wet paper towel around your beverage

                                                                    put pancake mix in a ketchup bottle

                                                                      clean out an old lotion bottle for your beach

                                                                        use a muffin tin to serve condiments at a bbq

                                                                          doritos are great for kindling

                                                                            use nail polish to identify different keys

                                                                              use a hanging shoe rack to store cleaning supplies

                                                                                freeze grapes to chill white wine without

                                                                                  use paper clips to organize your cables

                                                                                    almost finished your jar of nutella

                                                                                      sick of having a box full of tangled

                                                                                        unroll the rim to increase the capacity

                                                                                          cut open toilet paper rolls and use as a cuff

                                                                                            remove the stem from strawberries

                                                                                              turn an old bottle into a simple little cord holder

                                                                                                for iced coffee and iced cappuccino, use frozen coffee cubes

                                                                                                  how to fold a fitted bed sheet

                                                                                                    tired of snoozing past your alarm

                                                                                                      place a rubber band around an open paint can to wipe your brush on

                                                                                                        ut a wooden spoon across a boiling pot

                                                                                                          use bread clips to save flip-flops

                                                                                                            take pictures of friends holding items

                                                                                                              how i always know which headphone is the left one

                                                                                                                put a stocking over the end of a vacuum

                                                                                                                  How to make sure you drink enough water

                                                                                                                    user a can opener to open blister

                                                                                                                      good sandwich guide

                                                                                                                        turn your muffin pans upside down

                                                                                                                          50 pounds of groceries and living on the 5th floor

                                                                                                                            the right way to make a blt

                                                                                                                              add one teaspoon of baking soda

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                                                                                                                                  hair straighteners equals to collar irons

                                                                                                                                    stack your clothes vertically to see them all

                                                                                                                                      the right way to make cookies in the summer

                                                                                                                                        how to clean a blender

                                                                                                                                          the right way to eat a popsicle

                                                                                                                                            use bread clips to label and organize power cords

                                                                                                                                              to get the built up residue off of your shower head

                                                                                                                                                user a hair clip to orgainize long wires

                                                                                                                                                  a frozen saturated sponge in a bag

                                                                                                                                                    rub stuck zipper teeth with a graphite pencil

                                                                                                                                                      use a soda pop tab

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                                                                                                                                                          51 How to multiply large numbers in your head.

                                                                                                                                                            52 How to open a bottle if you dont have a corkscrew.

                                                                                                                                                              rub a walnut on damaged wooden furniture

                                                                                                                                                                kids fall out of bed

                                                                                                                                                                  use toothpaste to clear up hazy car

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                                                                                                                                                                      59 keep pizza out while driving home

                                                                                                                                                                        60 put your straw through the tab to keep it from rising

                                                                                                                                                                          hold oreos with a fork so your fingers

                                                                                                                                                                            Never lose your remotes again

                                                                                                                                                                              hiding your emergency money

                                                                                                                                                                                use a bread tab to hold your spot on a roll

                                                                                                                                                                                  if you are at a hotel and run out of chargers

                                                                                                                                                                                    keep a square of cardboard in a ziplock bag

                                                                                                                                                                                      If you need to pee or smoke at a bar

                                                                                                                                                                                        drill holes in the bottom of your garbage

                                                                                                                                                                                          use an accented letter as your passcode

                                                                                                                                                                                            use a squeeze ketchup bottle top with your shopvac

                                                                                                                                                                                              do something unusual when locking the door

                                                                                                                                                                                                when heating leftovers space out a circle in the middle

                                                                                                                                                                                                  dont burn yourself in those hard to reach candles

                                                                                                                                                                                                    put a small amount of water in a glass when you microwave your pizza

                                                                                                                                                                                                      75 use a piece of paper to organize

                                                                                                                                                                                                        use half a pool noodle

                                                                                                                                                                                                          pencil case to store cables

                                                                                                                                                                                                            78 clothespin to hold nail

                                                                                                                                                                                                              79 make blts

                                                                                                                                                                                                                80 take a picture of your fridge

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  81 fill plastic water bottles

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    82 right ways to eat chips

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      99 if your plug keeps failing

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        100 put the banana on the wire

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          88 before you throw away a post it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Source: Reddit LifeProTips

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There you go, 100 awesome life hacks that you can try right now to make your life a lot easier!

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