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Your Body The Drug Dealer

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Your Body The Drug Dealer

    The Scene: You’re driving in your Volkswagen on a cool autumn day.  You gaze out the window to admire the colorful foliage when out of nowhere a toddler on a big wheel rolls directly in front of your car.  You slam on the breaks, just barely avoiding disaster.

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    You can feel your heart in your chest.  It appears everything has slowed down.  Your vision seems to have narrowed.  Your once clogged sinuses are now clear.  That nagging tendinitis you have had in your elbow seems to have temporarily gone away.

    Your body has just given you a powerful dose of epinephrine.

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    Epinephrine/Adrenaline

    The “fight or flight” hormone.  Your body releases epinephrine in response to short term stress situations.  These situations tend to involve extreme changes in the environment, like those of temperature, noise, bright light, or children running in front of your car.  The purpose of this temporary doping is to allow increased oxygen to reach the brain and skeletal muscle in order to allow for momentary peak performance.  The type of performance one might have needed to escape from a saber toothed cat 2 million years ago.  The software in our bodies hasn’t really updated much since then.

    Testosterone

    For our purposes I’ll skip the sex education speech and go into the not-so-familiar method of elevating testosterone; through exercise.  Studies have shown that using complex movements like squats and pull ups as opposed to leg extensions and biceps curls has a much greater impact on our bodies ability to naturally increase its testosterone levels.  Testosterone offers us a plethora of benefits such as increased libido, mental and physical energy, decreased fat mass, and increased protein synthesis and bone density.  Not bad for anyone whose goal is to either shed a few pounds or gain some lean muscle.  Aside from using compound movements studies also seem to favor using heavy weights when trying to stimulate greater testosterone levels.

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    Cortisol

    Like epinephrine, cortisol is also released due to stress.  Its job is to try to bring your body’s systems back to homeostasis after an event.  It does this by increasing blood pressure, blood lipids, and blood sugar.  It also temporarily shuts down the immune system in order to cater to the other more important bodily systems.  Unfortunately, some negative side effects of long-term cortisol release can leave you pretty beat up on the inside.  Your body is now more likely to store fat close to the vital organs in your gut so that it is more readily available for the next stressful event.  A good way to spot the stressed-out guy at your office is to look for the beer belly.

    Although this article did not focus completely around exercise and fitness, it should be easy to see how knowing a little bit about the way things work on the inside can affect the way you look on the outside.  Understand and learn your body; that is a major key to success in any fitness program.

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    Last Updated on January 13, 2022

    10 Cheap And Amazing Honeymoon Ideas

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    10 Cheap And Amazing Honeymoon Ideas

    A honeymoon is important.  The wedding is over.  The months, or even years, of stress and planning are finally over.  It’s time for the two of you to relax, settle in, and start enjoying your time together as you embark on your first journey as a family.

    To make the most of this time for the least amount of money, it’s important to focus on what you want out of a honeymoon.  This isn’t your typical list of touristy honeymoon locations everyone goes to.  Rather, it’s a list of cheap honeymoon experiences a couple can enjoy together, regardless of where it’s at.

    1. Camping

    A week long camping trip is a fantastic way to see how you mesh together as a couple.  You’re put in a low impact “survival” situation where it’s just the 2 of you and nature.  You have a chance to see how your new spouse handles themselves when left with the basics of life.  There are amazing national parks all over the United States where you can camp for a week for $20-30, disconnect from technology, and enjoy some of the natural wonders our nation has to offer.

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    2. Staycation

    You don’t have to go anywhere for a honeymoon.  In fact, the tradition of taking a honeymoon vacation is a relatively new one.  Prior to the 19th century, a honeymoon involved staying home together for a month to get to know each other physically.  Think of how blissful it could be to take a full month off work, disconnect from the outside world, and focus entirely on projects together.  You may not be wowing your friends and family with pictures of some exotic location, but they’ll be envious of your escape from the rat race nonetheless.

    3. Island Getaway

    People tend to overspend on their honeymoon vacations to Hawaii, Tahiti, etc.  Going to these places doesn’t have to be expensive.  You don’t need to stay in a 5 star resort when you’re on a Best Western budget.  You’re there to be in the atmosphere of the island, not a hotel room. Book a cheap flight and sleep in a hotel alternative, on the beach or in your car.  It’s the view in paradise that really matters.

    4. Fancy Resort

    Book an expensive resort, spa, or retreat in the city you live in.  While this may seem counterintuitive as a cheap destination, when you consider your savings on airfare and other travel costs, you can afford to be treated like royalty within your own city limits.  If you book a honeymoon package, you’ll end up with a lot of free amenities and extra attention.  There’s no need to fly halfway across the world to live the good life.

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    5. Road Trip

    The journey is often more fulfilling than the actual destination.  If you fly out to some exotic locale, you’ll be stuck on a plane for 8-30 hours.  Rent a luxury car, pick a handful of places you each have always wanted to visit, and go on an adventure.  You can keep food costs down by packing your own snacks, but it’s always a good idea to sample the local delicacies wherever you go, even if it’s only a few states over.

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    If the ocean is your thing, a week-long cruise can cost you $1500-$3000 per person, depending on the destination.  You also have to factor in travel costs to and from the cruise, alcohol, souvenirs, and on-shore excursions.  You’ll also be surrounded by people.  For the same price (and often much cheaper), you can charter your own boat and enjoy the experience in private.

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    Your honeymoon doesn’t have to be a vacation.  For a truly memorable experience, dedicate a week to a charity or volunteer organization.  You can drive out to a campground to help restore it in the offseason.  Maybe you’ve always wanted to volunteer to help out your local animal shelter, plant trees, help the homeless, etc.  Use the time to do something together as a couple that will fulfill you spiritually while contributing to the community.  Just because you’re on a honeymoon doesn’t mean you can’t be productive.

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