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75 Simple British Slang Phrases You Should Probably Start Using

75 Simple British Slang Phrases You Should Probably Start Using

Oh, the Brits. No-one can snark quite like they do, and there are certain turns of phrase that are so utterly delightful, the rest of the world really should sit up and take note. Below are just a few common British phrases that you might like to work into your daily vernacular, as they can pepper any conversation with a little extra something.

  1. Aggro: Aggressive/in someone’s face.
  2. “Are you having a laugh?”: Statement of incredulity, like “you’ve got to be kidding”, and such. “You think I’ll hire your brother after he gets out of prison for armed robbery? Are you having a laugh?”
  3. Argy-bargy: Quarrelsome, arguing.
  4. Arse: One’s backside/buttocks.
  5. Arsed: Bothered. “I can’t be arsed to go to my cousin’s third wedding.”
  6. Balls-up: “Gone wrong”, as in a situation that hasn’t gone according to plan.
  7. Barmy: Crazy, insane.
  8. Bimble: An ambling walk.
  9. Biscuit arsed: Dirty, filthy.
  10. Bog: Toilet/restroom.
  11. Bog roll: Toilet paper.
  12. Bollocks: Nonsense.
  13. Buggered: Worn out, broken, ruined.
  14. Catch flies: To sit with one’s mouth hanging open.
  15. Chav: An ignorant, trashy, lower-class person.
  16. Cheeky: Playfully impertinent. “Did you just whistle at that old lady? You cheeky monkey.”
  17. Chin-wag: A chat or brief conversation.
  18. Chuffed: Pleased, delighted.
  19. Clanger: A mistake.
  20. Cock up: Make a mess of something. “He really cocked up his job interview when he mentioned that he’d shagged the boss’s daughter.”
  21. Collywobbles: Nervousness; butterflies in the stomach.
  22. Crease up: To laugh heartily (so one’s face creases up).
  23. Crumpet: A sexually desirable person.
  24. Dodgy: Suspicious, dubious. “I ate a dodgy curry last night and now my stomach’s off.”
  25. Dogsbody: The person who takes care of most tasks, especially menial ones.
  26. Drop a clanger: To make an obvious mistake or terrible faux-pas.
  27. Dull as dishwater: Exceedingly, horribly boring or plain.
  28. Ear-bashing: A severe reprimand. “He got a right ear-bashing after crashing his dad’s car into that buffalo.”
  29. Fall arse over tit: Take a tumble/head over heels.
  30. Gammy: Injured, lame, or painful. “My gran’s had a gammy leg ever since she fell off a horse.”
  31. “Get stuffed!”: An angry rebuke, similar to “Go f*ck yourself!”
  32. Giddy kipper: An overly excitable person.
  33. Ginger: A red-haired person.
  34. Gobby: Offensively outspoken.
  35. Gobsmacked: Stunned/utterly blown away.
  36. Grotty: Unpleasant/disgusting.
  37. Gutted: Devastated. “She was gutted after her boyfriend left her for her nephew.”
  38. Knackered: Exhausted.
  39. Legless: So drunk, one has difficulty standing.
  40. Liquid lunch: A meal that consists mostly of alcohol, rather than food.
  41. Lost the plot: Lost one’s mind/gone senile. “My great-uncle thinks he’s an admiral with the United Federation of Planets, but of course, he lost the plot years ago.”
  42. Lurgy: The flu, or other illness that makes you feel horrible.
  43. “Mad as a bag of ferrets”: Utterly and completely insane.
  44. Manky: Disgusting. “The chicken you left on the counter for a week has gone manky.”
  45. Miffed: Irked.
  46. Moggy: Cat.
  47. Muck up: Ruin something.
  48. Murder: Devour. “I could murder a sandwich right now.”
  49. Naff: Unfashionable.
  50. Nethers: Euphemism for genitals.
  51. Pants: Rubbish. “She said the film was pants, but I rather liked it.”
  52. Peckish: Slightly hungry.
  53. Peevish: Petulant and sullen.
  54. Plonk: Horrible, cheap wine.
  55. Prat: An idiot.
  56. Rubbish: Terrible, crap. “I’m totally rubbish at math—can’t even add.”
  57. Sad arse: Pathetic person.
  58. Sausage fest: An event that has a disproportionate amount of males to females… like a comic convention.
  59. Shag: Have sex.
  60. Shattered: Worn out, exhausted.
  61. Shufflebutt: A restless, fidgety person.
  62. Slag: A contemptible person; possibly a promiscuous one.
  63. Smarmy: Creepy, sleazy.
  64. Smashing: Brilliant, wonderful.
  65. Snog: To make out/fool around.
  66. Snookered: Defeated/thwarted.
  67. “Sod it.”: “I give up.” Used in a sentence: “I’ll never understand this math problem. Sod it, let’s go down to the pub.”
  68. Sprog: A child/offspring.
  69. Starkers: Naked.
  70. Taking the piss: Making fun of something.
  71. Tosh: Rubbish/nonsense.
  72. Tosser: A contemptible idiot.
  73. Twee: Overly dainty, delicate, cute, or quaint. “Her bunny-themed tea set is so utterly twee.”
  74. Wazzock: Imbecile.
  75. Wonky: Unstable. “The table leg’s a bit wonky; you might want to slide a book under it.”

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11 Hidden Benefits of Using Oil Diffusers

11 Hidden Benefits of Using Oil Diffusers

Affordable, relaxing, and healthy, oil diffusers are gaining popularity with people everywhere due to their extensive benefits. Oil diffusers work through the simple process of oil diffusion, which uses heat to turn oil into a vapor that is then spread around a living space. Diffused oil can have several relaxation and health-related benefits, including safe scent-dispersion, mosquito and mold defense, stress relief, and more!

Read on for 11 hidden benefits of using oil diffusers.

1. Safe Scents That Make Sense

Unlike candles or air fresheners, oil diffusers release cleansing molecules into your air that work to purify it, not overload it with unhealthy chemicals. Electronic diffusers also do not pose the fire risk that candles do. Plus, they contain the added feature of interchangeability, which means you change oil types for different scents and health benefits.

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2. Stress Relief

Several lab studies have confirmed that diffusing essential oils like lavender have been shown to reduce stress and help relieve anxiety in medical patients. Preliminary studies have also shown that oil diffusers can help alleviate symptoms of depression.

3. Improved Sleep

Diffused oil has relaxing properties that can help people of all ages fall asleep quicker and sleep more soundly. Electronic diffusers not only have the option to mix and match different oil blends (Try a lavender, Bulgarian rose, and Roman chamomile blend to help with insomnia), they also run at a gentle hum that helps relax an agitated mind. Many also come with an auto shut-off feature to help conserve oils once you have fallen asleep.

4. Appetite Control

Much like gum, oil diffusers can help stimulate the senses in a way that works to curb appetite. New research has shown that diffused peppermint oil can help curb appetite by inducing a satiety response within the body. Diffused peppermint oil has also been shown to increase energy.

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5. Bacteria and Mold Killing

When essential oils are diffused in the air, they break down free radicals that contribute to the growth of harmful bacteria. Eucalyptus, thyme, and tea tree oils are especially good for this purpose. Diffused oil is also highly effective when it comes to combating fungal yeast threats, as the oil help makes the air inhospitable for yeasts such as mold. Pine and red thyme essential oils are best for combating mold.

6. Decongestion and Mucus Control

Ever tried Vick’s Vapo-Rub? Its decongesting powers come from active ingredients made from the eucalyptus tree. In principle, oil diffusers work the same way as Vapo-Rub, except they diffuse their decongesting vapor all around the room, not just on your chest or neck. Oil diffusers have been known to cure pneumonia in lab mice.

7. Mosquito Repellant

Nobody likes mosquitoes — but when the trade-off means using repellants full of DEET, a toxic chemical that can be especially harmful to children, mosquito control can often seem like a lose-lose. However, scientists have shown that oil diffusers can be used as a safe and highly effective mosquito repellant. Studies have shown that a diffused oil mixture containing clove essential oil and lemongrass essential oil repelled one type of Zika-carrying mosquito, the Aedes aegypti mosquito, at a rate of 100%.

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8. Pain Relief

While applying oils directly to areas of your body may be the most effective way to alleviate pain, diffusing essential oils can also be an effective means of pain relief. When we inhale healthy essential oils, they enter our blood stream and can help internally relieve persistent pain from headaches, overworked muscles, and sore joints.

9. The New Anti-Viral

Research into the anti-viral effects of oil diffusion is now just gaining steam. A recent study showed that star anise essential oil was proven in medical experiments to destroy the herpes simplex virus in contained areas at a rate of 99%. Another study showed the popular DoTerra oil blend OnGuard to have highly-effective influenza-combating powers.

10. Improved Cognitive Function

Diffusing essential oils has also been shown to improve cognitive function. Many essential oils have adaptogenic qualities, which can work twofold in soothing us when we’re stressed, and giving our bodies a pick-me-up when we’re feeling down or sluggish. By working to level out an imbalanced mood, diffused oils also help us to focus. There are also several essential oils which have been shown to help balance the body’s hormones. With prolonged use, these oils can work to repair the underlying causes responsible for hindering cognitive function.

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11. Money Saving

With ten clear benefits of oil diffusers already outlined, there is one more that should now be obvious: using an oil diffuser will help you to save money. As an anti-viral, bug repelling, and stress-relief solution rolled into one safe product, an oil diffuser used with the proper oils will save you money on products you might otherwise be buying to help cure those pesky headaches or get your kids to fall asleep on time. If you’re wondering just how affordable oil diffusers can be, check the buyer’s guide to the best oil diffusers — you’ll be sure to find one that fits your budget!

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