The transformation from child to teenager can be pretty drastic – when did she start wearing makeup and being cooler than you? Moms know better than most what is it like raising a teenager daughter; check out 13 funny things every mom of a teenage girl knows are true.
1. If Her Bedroom Door Is Shut, It Stays Shut
Once upon a time the whole family would gather together in the evenings to eat dinner, do homework and watch TV. Now your daughter is a teenager, and she only wants to hang out in her room — preferably with the door shut and no one else in there.
Initially you missed your daughter, but now you respect her privacy, and she knows if she needs her family she only has to open her door.
2. She Seems To Have Her Own Language
She uses words that you have never heard of, such as YOLO, FML, and LOL. If you ever question her on these words she will tell you that of course you don’t understand – you’re too old and uncool. Most of the time you understand her, but you find it baffling that ‘sick’ now means something good. And why does she keep saying ‘hashtag?!’
3. Teenage Girls Talk To Their Friends 24/7
Texting, Facebook, Skype, Whatsapp, Snapchat; your teenager daughter seems to talk to her friends nearly every minute of the day. If only it was that easy to get her to talk to you!
4. She Spends More Time In The Bathroom Than Anyone Else
She now spends more time in the bathroom than the rest of your family put together. She shaves her legs and wears make-up – normally yours – and it takes her about an hour to get ready for school every day. Seriously, what is she doing in there?
5. Her Room Is Never Tidy
If you tell her to tidy up she gets annoyed at you, but if you really push her she will do it – just really badly. Her idea of tidying up involves shoving her dirty clothes in the wardrobe, and her dirty plates underneath her bed. Teenagers do seem to agree with the phrase ‘out of sight, out of mind.’
6. You Can’t Fix Everything, And Sometimes You Annoy Your Daughter When You Try To
You love your daughter, and all you want to do is protect and look after her. However she is getting old enough to start making her own decisions, so you take a small step back – but if she makes a bad decision, she knows you will always be there for her.
7. She Wears Earphones 24/7
She always has earphones in, and sometimes you’re pretty sure she isn’t even listening to music. You’re starting to think they might just be a fashion accessory.
8. She Loves To Experiment With Her Style
She started wearing all black and eyeliner, then she switched to jeans and crop tops. Once she wore heels when you went to pick up takeout, and last week she dyed a pink streak in her hair – it’s getting hard for you to remember what her current style is!
9. She Can Go From Loving You To Disliking You In A Minute
Your daughter still smiles and laughs with you – until you say you can’t give her a lift to her friend’s place. This always starts a huge battle, and she normally starts shouting about how unfair her life is. It often feels like you are riding a roller coaster that she is driving.
10. Her Hormones Are Uncontrollable
Sometimes she is the sweetest girl ever, calling you ‘mommy’ and telling you that she loves you. Then the mood swings start, and she is slamming doors and giving one word answers. She is the person who annoys you the most, as well as the person you love the most.
11. She Spends More Time On The Internet Than You Do At Work
From watching Youtube videos to non-stop tweeting, your teenage daughter is online way more often than you are. She posts selfies every day too – you’d like to take a look but she put her Instagram on private so you couldn’t see what she is up to.
12. She Is Both A Teenage Girl And A Little Girl
Sometimes she wants to wear makeup and meet up with boys from her class, and sometimes you will come downstairs and catch her watching cartoons in her pajamas. The teenage years are a confusing time and she isn’t really sure who she is right now, but you feel privileged watching her grow into a woman.
13. You Want To Share This, But You Are Worried She Will Tell You Off For Being Embarrassing
You want to show your teenage girl this list so you could have a good chuckle together – but she banned you from posting on her Facebook.