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When has a Conference Call Ever Solved Anything?

When has a Conference Call Ever Solved Anything?
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    My friend was late for lunch. She said her smoking cessation conference call ran long.

    Me: Smoking cessation conference call?

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    Her: Yes, rather than making everyone meet like Alcoholics Anonymous, they just have frequent conference calls.

    Me: Is it working?

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    Her: No, not really, but work is paying for it [through a wellness benefit], so I thought I’d try it.

    So this is what it’s come to now– the company so believes in the efficiency of conference calls, that they are proscribing it for the health care plan as well. Though I suppose they would argue that it’s working as well for quitting smoking as it does for project management, and I suppose I’d agree.

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    But really, I think this place has stumbled onto a new business model– sell things to corporate HR that take place on conference calls. Or in meetings. It doesn’t really matter if it works, which it probably doesn’t; it only matters if it sounds like a corporate solution to the problem. Of course to really sell it, you’ll need a complete set of buzzwords to get it through. The kind of thing that when my boss hears it, he instantly senses a kindred spirit. There’s just no way he doesn’t approve someone taking time away from the office for this:

    At Robust Achievers, LLC, we believe the only way to truly reduce and remove bad habits is a synergistic approach towards a paradigm shift that puts individuals on the road to being more success-oriented.

    Our holistic programs for Smoking Cessation include daily check-ins via conference call with participants incorporating motivational platitudes and best practices. We then circle back for individual micromanaging sessions, wherein we encourage individuals to give 110% and be more proactive.

    At the end of the day participants will take their lives to the next level without this nasty, dirty habit. And the company won’t have to lose productive time to smoke breaks any more. Net-net it’s a win-win.

    If you’d like more information about our approach, we’d be happy to come in and go through our PowerPoint deck and answer any questions you may still have.

    Of course if they have a conference call for breaking Buzzword Addiction, I’d like to sign the boss up, though you’d probably need to convince him it’s a way to improve his buzzwords.

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    Last Updated on February 18, 2019

    Why It’s Never Too Late To Redefine Yourself

    Why It’s Never Too Late To Redefine Yourself

    The ability to reinvent and redefine yourself is a bold, daring and purposeful choice. It doesn’t just happen. You have to make a conscious, intentional choice and then follow through.

    If the thought of forging a new path, changing habits, thought patterns and your inner circle of friends scares you – you’re not alone. Change can be a very scary thing. It takes courage, fortitude and a bit of faith to decide to shed your old self and don a new persona. However, it is one of the most critical processes one must repeatedly endure in the pursuit of destiny. Change unlocks new levels of potential.

    The Need for Change

    Everyday when we wake up, we make a decision. We decide to follow our routine or we decide to go off script and shake things up a bit. For those who are creatures of habit, routine is comfortable, easy and produces very little stress. The problem with this is, after a while you stop growing.

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    We all reinvent ourselves at some point in our lives. It is absolutely necessary to achieve certain levels of success.

    Reflect back on who you were as a teenager and then who you were at 25. Those are two very different people. Most of us are completely different. Your thought patterns changed, your appearance, job, level of education and even your friends– changed. We like to refer to this as “growing up” or maturing and consider it to be one of life’s natural progressions. However the changes you made were purposeful and deliberate.

    This process must be a lifelong and continuous cycle. You are never too old to refresh yourself.

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      Signs It’s Time to Redefine

      “Just as established products and brands need updating to stay alive and vibrant, you periodically need to refresh or reinvent yourself.”– Mireille Guiliano

      So how do you know when it’s time for a system upgrade? There are signs along the way that alert you that it is time for an overhaul. The first sign is the feeling of being stuck. If you feel like you are in a rut, you’re bored with life or you need some newness and excitement, a self reinvention may be in order. Re-evaluate your life vision and your goals. Is that vision still valid and are your goals consistent with your vision and–are they achievable? If you are off course, it’s time for a change. If you are not moving forward and making progress, it’s time for a change.

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      In life, there’s no such thing as neutrality–you’re either moving forward or you are moving backward. Time constantly moves forward and if you are standing still, you are actually losing ground. No matter your age or stage in life– there is always room for improvement.

      “You’re never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream.” ~C. S. Lewis

      The second sign that you are due for a change is the occurrence of major life events in which change is forced upon you. Getting married, starting a new job, being promoted, ending a relationship, becoming a parenting or relocating are all prime opportunities to completely overhaul your life.

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      When these major shifts occur in your life–you have to shift with them. You can’t have a single mentality and have a successful marriage. You can’t remain selfish and irresponsible, and raise a healthy, well-adjusted child. You can’t be promoted to a supervisory position and keep the same subordinate attitude. Each level of success requires something different from you.

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        Consider, for a moment, Arnold Schwarzenegger. People may have different opinions about his character and some of his life choices, but he is a master at reinventing himself. He achieved the ultimate success as a professional body builder by earning the title “Mr. Universe” three times. He then earned a tremendous amount of fame and fortune in the entertainment industry making action/adventure films. And in his latest role, he served two terms as the Governor of California. He succeeded as a professional body builder, a film star and a politician. Each role required massive amounts of change, commitment, strength and hard work.

        And if Arnold can do it…so can you!

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