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Hilarious Differences Between Keeping A Dog And Keeping A Cat

Hilarious Differences Between Keeping A Dog And Keeping A Cat

The reception you get when you come in from work

Your dog will be thrilled to see you, jumping up from the sofa and licking your face. Your cat? Not so much. Maybe when it’s dinner time, they’ll bother to get up. Possibly. A cat can never be accused of appearing too keen.

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      Going for a walk

      In your dog’s world, it’s always time to go for a walk! For a cat, the very notion seems ridiculous. Why go outside on a lead when you could laze around and nap? If you actually manage to get your cat to wear a leash, don’t expect them to show much enthusiasm.

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          Cuddling

          Cats want to cuddle up to you – when they feel like it! Your dog; on the other hand, isn’t so discerning. If there’s any chance of affection going, they’ll take it.

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              Training

              A dog can be taught a new command within half an hour. Training your cat to obey you? Good luck with that one. By nature, they are rather more independent. They have no interest in being taught to fetch a ball or other such undignified tricks.

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                  Discipline

                  Shout at your dog and they will look guilty, even if they aren’t sure what it is they’ve done wrong. On the other hand, your cat will remain defiant even in the face of the righteous anger you feel when they shred your curtains.

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                      Playing with others

                      Dogs are pack animals and will seize any opportunity to frolic with other canine companions. Your cat; however, is much more guarded and choosy when it comes to making friends. They do just fine by themselves, thank you very much. You can often make friends with other dog owners at the dog park, whereas there’s no equivalent for cat owners. This is for a reason.

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                          Capacity for surprise attack

                          Cats have the advantage when it comes to stealth maneuvers. Being typically much smaller than dogs and excellent climbers, a cat is more than capable of hiding away in a small space ready to spring themselves at a target of choice, whether that’s a mouse or their unsuspecting owner.

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                            Grudges

                            A dog’s memory is considerably shorter than that of a cat. This might explain why your cat appears to nurse grudges against you for days on end, whereas a dog lives more in the present.

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                                Last Updated on July 12, 2021

                                100 Incredible Life Hacks That Make Life So Much Easier

                                100 Incredible Life Hacks That Make Life So Much Easier

                                Want to learn some quick and easy life hacks that are easy to do, low cost and saves you time?

                                By tweaking little things in your daily life, it can make your life much more convenient!

                                Here’re 100 of the most practical life hacks so you can just pick up any of them right away!

                                83 tie a small piece of bright colored fabric

                                  84 write random letter

                                    85 use a rubberband

                                      86 dorm smell bad

                                        87 lean your phone on your sunglassess

                                          89 how to waterproof your shoes

                                            90 take a picture of the name card

                                              91 iron inside out

                                                92 old newspaper

                                                  93 tumble try shoes

                                                    keep a card like this

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                                                        94 soap bar

                                                          95 make a hole

                                                            96 drop the battery

                                                              97 use a coozie

                                                                98 when taking a picture

                                                                  use a clean dust pan

                                                                    try a pants hanger

                                                                      use your cellphone light

                                                                        use a spring from an old pen

                                                                          quick and easy iphone speaker

                                                                            user binder clips

                                                                              wrap a wet paper towel around your beverage

                                                                                put pancake mix in a ketchup bottle

                                                                                  clean out an old lotion bottle for your beach

                                                                                    use a muffin tin to serve condiments at a bbq

                                                                                      doritos are great for kindling

                                                                                        use nail polish to identify different keys

                                                                                          use a hanging shoe rack to store cleaning supplies

                                                                                            freeze grapes to chill white wine without

                                                                                              use paper clips to organize your cables

                                                                                                almost finished your jar of nutella

                                                                                                  sick of having a box full of tangled

                                                                                                    unroll the rim to increase the capacity

                                                                                                      cut open toilet paper rolls and use as a cuff

                                                                                                        remove the stem from strawberries

                                                                                                          turn an old bottle into a simple little cord holder

                                                                                                            for iced coffee and iced cappuccino, use frozen coffee cubes

                                                                                                              how to fold a fitted bed sheet

                                                                                                                tired of snoozing past your alarm

                                                                                                                  place a rubber band around an open paint can to wipe your brush on

                                                                                                                    ut a wooden spoon across a boiling pot

                                                                                                                      use bread clips to save flip-flops

                                                                                                                        take pictures of friends holding items

                                                                                                                          how i always know which headphone is the left one

                                                                                                                            put a stocking over the end of a vacuum

                                                                                                                              How to make sure you drink enough water

                                                                                                                                user a can opener to open blister

                                                                                                                                  good sandwich guide

                                                                                                                                    turn your muffin pans upside down

                                                                                                                                      50 pounds of groceries and living on the 5th floor

                                                                                                                                        the right way to make a blt

                                                                                                                                          add one teaspoon of baking soda

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                                                                                                                                              hair straighteners equals to collar irons

                                                                                                                                                stack your clothes vertically to see them all

                                                                                                                                                  the right way to make cookies in the summer

                                                                                                                                                    how to clean a blender

                                                                                                                                                      the right way to eat a popsicle

                                                                                                                                                        use bread clips to label and organize power cords

                                                                                                                                                          to get the built up residue off of your shower head

                                                                                                                                                            user a hair clip to orgainize long wires

                                                                                                                                                              a frozen saturated sponge in a bag

                                                                                                                                                                rub stuck zipper teeth with a graphite pencil

                                                                                                                                                                  use a soda pop tab

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                                                                                                                                                                      51 How to multiply large numbers in your head.

                                                                                                                                                                        52 How to open a bottle if you dont have a corkscrew.

                                                                                                                                                                          rub a walnut on damaged wooden furniture

                                                                                                                                                                            kids fall out of bed

                                                                                                                                                                              use toothpaste to clear up hazy car

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                                                                                                                                                                                  59 keep pizza out while driving home

                                                                                                                                                                                    60 put your straw through the tab to keep it from rising

                                                                                                                                                                                      hold oreos with a fork so your fingers

                                                                                                                                                                                        Never lose your remotes again

                                                                                                                                                                                          hiding your emergency money

                                                                                                                                                                                            use a bread tab to hold your spot on a roll

                                                                                                                                                                                              if you are at a hotel and run out of chargers

                                                                                                                                                                                                keep a square of cardboard in a ziplock bag

                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you need to pee or smoke at a bar

                                                                                                                                                                                                    drill holes in the bottom of your garbage

                                                                                                                                                                                                      use an accented letter as your passcode

                                                                                                                                                                                                        use a squeeze ketchup bottle top with your shopvac

                                                                                                                                                                                                          do something unusual when locking the door

                                                                                                                                                                                                            when heating leftovers space out a circle in the middle

                                                                                                                                                                                                              dont burn yourself in those hard to reach candles

                                                                                                                                                                                                                put a small amount of water in a glass when you microwave your pizza

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  75 use a piece of paper to organize

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    use half a pool noodle

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      pencil case to store cables

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        78 clothespin to hold nail

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          79 make blts

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            80 take a picture of your fridge

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              81 fill plastic water bottles

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                82 right ways to eat chips

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  99 if your plug keeps failing

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    100 put the banana on the wire

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      88 before you throw away a post it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Source: Reddit LifeProTips

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        There you go, 100 awesome life hacks that you can try right now to make your life a lot easier!

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