Just because you don’t need something, doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t get it. We all have things that we don’t need, but still bought them because we really wanted them. Sometimes, you just have to get that really cool but unnecessary item, just for the fun of it. We don’t have to justify all of our purchases, and we are allowed to have fun once in a while. With this in mind, check out these 15 really outrageous but cool things that you can order online right now.
1. 4D Master Gummy Bear Anatomy Model
Anyone who loves gummy bears needs to have this model. The outer casing is a plastic bear, and the parts inside show you just what a gummy bear looks like from the inside (just kidding…the gummy bears you eat don’t actually have bones, muscles, organs, etc.). You also get the fun of putting it together yourself.
2. Bacon Scarf
Who doesn’t love bacon? If you are a bacon lover, this is definitely the scarf for you! It actually looks like real bacon! It is 180cm long and 35cm wide, and made from 100% silk. You will almost be able to smell the bacon every time you wear it.
3. Faceted Meteorite Ring
Not only is this a cool thing to buy, it is actually an item that is very pretty and will go with just about anything. These rings are carved from an actual meteorite, the Muonionalusta Meteorite to be exact. This meteorite is believed to have landed on the earth 110,000 years ago, and you can have a small piece of it.
4. Kim Jong-Un Scratching Post
If you hate this dictator, you will love watching your cat claw the stuffing out of him! This is an awesome item for cat lovers, and for those who hate fascist dictators.
5. Two-Fisted Drinker Mug
If you love your beer, this is the beer mug for you, with one handle and two mugs! You can either enjoy two glasses of your favorite beer at once, or have a different kind in each glass if you like to experiment.
6. Toblerone Jumbo
Chocolate lovers will go nuts (no pun intended) for this giant (4.5kg) Toblerone bar. This is the largest chocolate bar in production, and unless you plan to share, it will likely take you a couple of months to finish eating it.
7. DCI BBQ Branding Iron
Barbecue enthusiasts will really enjoy being able to “brand” their own meat. You can have these branding irons personalized, so the cut of meat you grill is literally from your own personal brand.
8. Giant Gummy Snake
Here is another awesome item for gummy bear lovers, a giant, 26-pound gummy snake! This delicious treat is going to take a while to eat. If you feel so inclined, you may even want to share it with someone you love.
9. Beard Beer Can Cozy
Beards are all the rage these days, so why not give your beer a beard too? Beer can cozies are great for keeping your beer cold and your hands warm, and this one is super-cool, combining the comfy cozy with the beard that is so popular right now.
10. Studio Banana Things Original Ostrich Pillow
No matter where you are, you can enjoy a peaceful nap when you are using this pillow. You can use it to basically shut out the rest of the world so you can relax. It may look a bit weird, but who cares? You will be comfy and cozy, and that’s all that really matters.
11. Latika Soap Bag of Coal Soap
If you have someone on your naughty list this year, give them a lump of coal in their stocking. Better yet, give them a few lumps of coal-shaped soaps. This black soap has an awesome aroma of smoked wood, with just a touch of vanilla and raspberry. There is actually activated bamboo charcoal in this soap, so it truly is a lump of coal.
12. Cocktail Shrimp Neck Pillow
Enjoy sleeping on this delicacy, and you don’t even have to worry about cooking it first. This neck pillow can be used just about anywhere when you need to rest your neck, even if it does look a bit weird.
13. Selfie Toast
The selfie craze is going to the next level. Now, you can turn your selfies into edible toast with the toaster that uses your images to create images on toasted bread. This is a real toaster, and it can burn any image you like onto your toast. Imagine scaring overnight guests with photos of what they did the night before burned into their toast!
14. Meat Cards
If you are looking for a business card that is going to make you stand out, start handing out cards that are made out of meat. These cards are made with jerky, so they are as delicious as they are impressive.
15. Moss Bath Rug
Do you love the feel of moss between your toes? If so, bring that feeling indoors with a bath mat made of moss. It is a living mat, and you don’t have to worry about decay or rot thanks to a foam tray that allows for easy watering of the moss (it only needs a few drops of water a day to thrive).
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