So, umm, me and your friends have been talking. We’ve noticed the black coffee thing and we’ve done our research. What we’ve found out about you— Well, let’s just say it’s not good that you drink your coffee black. I think the bitterness from your soul is starting to seep into your taste buds. Too far? You’re right. Put that black coffee down!!
Studies show that people who prefer the taste of bitter black coffee tend to possess antisocial (so we do have something in common) and psychopathic personality traits (that is where are similarities end).
You should know something. Research conducted on 1000 people shows that those who prefer bitter tastes demonstrate personalities that were dark, psychopathic(-ish), and sadistic. I’m sure that sounds worse than it is! Totally!
Additional bitter tastes that seem to be appreciated by your type are radishes, celery, and tonic water. You don’t like all of those?! Well maybe you aren’t as bad as I thought.
You should keep in mind that coffee is healthy. So, at least there is that. Physically, coffee has been linked to many positives.
If there is one thing I think we can all agree on it’s that we want our little psychopath (you) healthy, so don’t give up the coffee!
Further study is needed to know if this really means anything. Other studies show that tastes change, which could mean that at one point you could crave black coffee. Then later in your life you may not find it appealing at all.
Find more information about how you can avoid looking like a psychopath here.