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15 Little Confessions of Graphic Designers You’d Never Expect

15 Little Confessions of Graphic Designers You’d Never Expect

Not all designers are perfect Mac-owning, Flash-loving, kern-crazy goody-goodies. In fact, most of us have made more than a few mistakes that we are terrified to admit. Thankfully, a handful of brave designers over at Creative Market have swallowed their pride and fessed up to some of the most egregious crimes in graphic design.

Read on to learn the 15 guiltiest secrets these graphic designers needed to confess to for a clean conscience.

traced

    1. I Totally Auto Traced It.

    Designers who do this are like the kids who trace comic book images and submit their copies as art projects.

    flash

      2. Sometimes I Really Miss Flash.

      Ever since Steve Jobs vindictively killed Flash Player, designers’ jobs have been marginally more difficult.

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      fedex

        3. I Still Can’t Find the Arrow in the FedEx Logo.

        Even people with keen eyes for shape and pattern have a hard time picking out design tricks.

        dress

          4. I Really Thought the Dress Was White and Gold.

          Graphic designers aren’t always the definitive source of design info. For the best results, you should rely on reporting software  — or at least the explanation of the original designer of the dress.

          helvetica

            5. I Used Helvetica in a Logo (Again…).

            Helvetica is professional, precise, and expected — which is exactly why so many designers hate to love it.

            tattoo

              6. I Once Got a Tattoo in Helvetica.

              Okay, even we admit that this is going a little far.

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              color-blind

                7. I’m Actually Color Blind.

                A) This designer is a savant at design and outstanding and what they do.

                B) They should really have chosen a different professional field.

                typo

                  8. The Project Went to Print With a Typo.

                  If the client didn’t notice, you are probably in the clear — just don’t include that project in your portfolio.

                  flat

                    9. I Really Hate Flat Design.

                    Flat design is so trendy that even Microsoft has flattened and thinned everything about Windows 10.

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                    comic-sans

                      10. I Used Comic Sans Once in the ‘90s.

                      We all did, my friend. We all did. The ‘90s were just a tragically simpler time.

                      google

                        11. I Took That Image From Google.

                        When you’re short on time and ideas, you can always turn to Google — even when you really shouldn’t.

                        kern

                          12. I Almost Never Kern.

                          If you don’t know what kerning is, the entire design world envies your innocence. If you do know what kerning is, you probably want to throttle this designer.

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                          pen-tool

                            13. I Have No Idea How to Use the Pen Tool.

                            Honestly, we applaud your ability to progress at all in the graphic design field without it.

                            mac

                              14. I Don’t Own a Mac.

                              How do you even get work done in between all the viruses and unexpected crashing of PCs?

                              fonts

                                15. I Always Name Fonts Out Loud When I See Them.

                                “Helvetica.” “Helvetica.” “Helvetica, again.” It’s okay, your super skill really isn’t all that impressive to fellow designers.

                                All images originally posted by Joshua Johnson on CreativeMarket.com

                                Featured photo credit: citirecruitment via flickr.com

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                                41 Beautiful Pictures That Show What True Love Is All About

                                41 Beautiful Pictures That Show What True Love Is All About

                                Some things in life are hard to describe, yet we can recognize them when we see them.

                                Love is one of those things.

                                True love comes in many different forms, but here are some that many of us know well.

                                True love means supporting those who can’t support themselves

                                supportive couple

                                  A young man comforts his date in Times Square, New York City. Image by mbtrama

                                  strong hug

                                    A young man holds his significant other close to him. Image by Brad Fults

                                    running help

                                      A young track competitor helps one of her injured opponents over the finish line. Image from ViralNova.com

                                      feeding kitten

                                        A soldier in the Korean War takes time to feed a baby kitten. Image from US Naval Insititute

                                        It’s having the perfect selfie partner

                                        mom and daughter selfie

                                          A mother and her daughter take a selfie together. Image by Andrew Fysh

                                          girlfriends

                                            Two young girls pose for the camera. Image by Rolands Lakis

                                            selfies

                                              A happy couple takes a picture together. Image by Kayla Heineman

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                                              selfie

                                                Two best friends take a selfie together. Image by Jason Wahido

                                                dude selfie

                                                  Friends take a selfie together. Image by Glenn Scofield Williams

                                                  It’s all the warm fuzzies

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                                                    A young man spends time with his dog on a beach. Image by Magdalena Roeseler

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                                                      A pet owner hugs his dog while on a day trip in San Francisco. Image by Taro the Shiba Inu

                                                      It means having a friend to photobomb you

                                                      photobomb

                                                        A boy makes a funny face as he poses for a picture with his brother. Image by Michael Bentley

                                                        old man photobomb

                                                          A man photobombs his wife while their grandson snaps a picture. Image by Frank

                                                          family photobomb

                                                            Family members photobomb their relatives’ Thanksgiving day family photo. Image by Beth Scupham

                                                            boyfriend photobomb

                                                              A friend photobombs the photographer and their friend, the woman in the foreground of this photo. Image by Lachlan Hardy

                                                              True love means being there even when life gets unbearably hard

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                                                              shoulder to cry on

                                                                A family watches the Vermont National Guard depart for Afghanistan. Image by The U.S. Army

                                                                flood dog

                                                                  During a monsoon in the Philippines, a boy carries his dog to safety. Image by Romeo Ranoco

                                                                  A woman is rescued from flood waters by a resident standing on top of her car during heavy rain in Chalandri suburb north of Athens

                                                                    A man helps a woman out of her vehicle during a flood in Chalandri, Greece. Image by John Kolesidis

                                                                    lunch

                                                                      A woman has lunch with her husband every day, even after he’s passed away. Image from ViralNova.com

                                                                      hug

                                                                        A woman hugs the mother of 6-year-old Noah Ponzer, who was one of the victims of the Sandy Hook shootings. Image by Spencer Platt

                                                                        rubble

                                                                          An Oklahoma couple pauses while trying to salvage belongings from a family member’s home after a tornado. Image by Adrees Latif

                                                                          sister and brother

                                                                            A girl puts her arm around her little brother as they wait outside of Sandy Hook Elementary after gunshots are fired. Image by Reuters.

                                                                            headstone

                                                                              A woman sits at her husband’s grave the day before their wedding anniversary. Image from NBC news

                                                                              It means taking the time for long goodbyes

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                                                                                A man says goodbye to his son before deploying. Image by Official U.S. Navy Page

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                                                                                national guard goodbye

                                                                                  A South Carolina man says goodbye to his son before deploying for Afghanistan. Image by The National Guard

                                                                                  saying goodbye

                                                                                    A Sergeant hugs both of his sons before being deployed to Afghanistan. Image by The National Guard

                                                                                    And cherishing reunions

                                                                                    husband home

                                                                                      A woman hugs her husband as she sees him for the first time since his deployment to Iraq. Image by The U.S. Army

                                                                                      boyfriend home

                                                                                        A young  woman hugs her significant other as he returns home for Kuwait. Image by The National Guard

                                                                                        mother hug

                                                                                          A mother drops to her knees as she hugs her son on her return home from the Persian Gulf. Image by The National Guard

                                                                                          True love is letting yourself feel young when they’re around

                                                                                          elderly women

                                                                                            Two friends on their smartphones. Image by Robert Neff

                                                                                            feeling young

                                                                                              A young couple getting their picture taken. Image by db Photograph

                                                                                              sprinkler dad

                                                                                                A father plays in a sprinkler with his daughter at Millennium Park in Chicago. Image by Ben Forsberg

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                                                                                                subway couple

                                                                                                  A young couple on a subway enjoys sharing time together, while the girlfriend’s father sneaks a photo of them. Image by Gareth Williams

                                                                                                  wheelchairs

                                                                                                    A couple holds hands on a fall day. Image by David Amsler

                                                                                                    It’s letting yourself be silly… just because they’ll enjoy it

                                                                                                    silly faces

                                                                                                      A grandfather makes faces at the camera with his granddaughters. Image by Tim Pierce

                                                                                                      vote for pedro

                                                                                                        A woman’s father wears a Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt to make his daughter laugh. Image by emdot

                                                                                                        True love is allowing yourself to show how you really feel

                                                                                                        date night

                                                                                                          A young couple kisses in the back of a restaurant in Washington, D.C. Image by Derek Key

                                                                                                          playing violin

                                                                                                            Violinist Nancy Dinovo plays at a memorial service for the victims of 9/11. Image by Christopher Morris

                                                                                                            True love is timeless

                                                                                                            old friends

                                                                                                              Friends spending some time together. Image by Cristian Bortes

                                                                                                              sitting around a fire

                                                                                                                A group of friends sits around a campfire eating. Image by New Old Stock

                                                                                                                elderly couple

                                                                                                                  An elderly couple walks down a street together. Image by Matteo Paciotti

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