5 Exercises Computer Guy Should NOT Be Doing

Leg Extensions

You’ve already spent most of the day in a seated position.  The last thing you need to do is train your legs from that same position.   As someone who spends any amount of time sitting, you have to be sure that your workout routines are well-balanced,  providing exercises that focus more on quality movement patterns and less on specific muscle groups.  Truth is leg extensions may be doing more harm than help.   Passive structures in the knee (ligaments) are stressed more in open chain exercises like the leg extension which can lead to future knee pain and range of motion problems.  During the knee extension, several stabilizing muscles are taken out of the movement creating an imbalance of work done by primary movers and synergistic stabilizers.   In other words, this is an injury waiting to happen.

Alternatives

  • Dynamic Lunges
  • Step-Ups
  • Front Squats

Military Pressing

Few people, not excluding high level athletes, possess optimal shoulder build to be able to do this exercise “safely”.  I put safely in quotes because you may not suffer an acute injury from shoulder presses, but chances are that down the road you may develop some sort of impingement.  Understand this is not a matter of poor training or weak musculature.  It is simply a matter of how you are built.  This is not to say that Military Presses can’t have their place in a well-planned out exercise program.  Let’s face it; the average computer guy geek has sub-optimal posture in the first place.  The last thing you want to try and do is to press heavy weights over your head.  The outcome could be very dangerous.  For our purposes in the gym, I believe much safer exercises can be used to create even better results without this risk.

Alternatives

  • Push-Ups (there are a large variety)

Sit-Ups

Everybody’s favorite exercise.  If not for great looking abs then surely they are good for “core” strength and your lower back, right?  The truth is, when you perform a Sit-Up you are using very little abdominal strength and a whole lot of hip flexor strength.  Contracting these hip flexors and flexing forward can create excessive amounts of compression on your lower spine.  For anyone who sits for any length of time during the day this is not an ideal situation.  Most computer jockeys need more abdominal strength, but there are much safer and more effective ways to go about getting it.

Alternatives

  • Planks and Side Planks
  • Wood Chops

Bench Press

Another favorite exercise to most average gym goers.  But you are a trapped-at-your-desk geek, not the “average” person.  One of the last things we as geeks want to do is reinforce our tendency to be slumped with our shoulders rolled forward.  After all this is the position most of us are in the majority of the day if we spend any time at a computer.  Unfortunately, our friend the bench press is only going to do more hurt than help when it comes to this negative posture.  Don’t worry though, like the others there are plenty of alternate exercises that can be used to get the same and most likely better results.  Most of these alternates allow our shoulder blades to move freely throughout the exercise, which actually reinforces a more desired posture.

Alternatives

  • Push-Ups
  • Cable presses (unilateral or bilateral)

Upright Rows

When it comes to the upright row I struggle to find a reason why anyone would need this movement.  If this is in your routine, I suggest you take a moment to re-evaluate what your goals are in the gym.  Keeping your forearms internally rotated while you abduct your upper arms is a recipe for impingement.

Alternatives

  • Barbell Rows
  • Dumbbell Rows
  • Face Pulls
  • Cable Row Variations

Conclusion

When designing yourself an exercise program, it is important to create goals and choose exercises based on their potential benefits as well as risks.  As geeks we have to be mindful of our posture and the implications it will have on our workouts.  It may not be a glamorous approach but in the long run, it will be the most effective approach regardless of what your goals may be.  Remember, if you get injured working out it won’t matter what those goals are because you won’t be able to work out at all.

  • http://www.rapgeneration.net/ Tuplad

    Oh, great, I wasn’t doing any of them anyway though.

    What about sex ?

  • will

    you are a trapped-at-your-desk geek…you aren’t having sex….

  • http://www.hotpepper.ca/ Kim Siever

    Sit-up don’t use abdominal muscles? Tell that to my abdominal muscles. Granted, I do crunches on a declined board, not traditional sit-ups.

  • http://www.thebuffgeek.com Jamie Nischan

    @tuplad unless your relations consist of something Ive never heard of I wouldn’t worry about it.

    and if they do please share. ;)

    @Kim sit-ups and crunches are completely different beasts. Crunches consist of just spinal flexion (not the best way to train abs either) while Sit-Ups consist of a combination of spinal flexion and hip flexion. The latter being at least 2/3rds of the movement.

  • http://m0nkeyboy.wordpress.com Jack

    For us geeks who didn’t pay enough attention in gym class, some description of what the heck your recommended exercises are would be nice. Wood chop? Face pull? Sounds painful.

  • Wade

    Wow, I never really thought of it this way before. But is this just a theory?

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  • http://www.andrewbenton.com Andrew Benton

    I’m sorry, but this list is stupid. If theres one thing thats wrong with this article its people finding excuses to not do exercises. Just because you sit all day does not mean you should do certain exercises.

    Stop being a wuss and do it, don’t blame it on the fact you have to sit for 8hrs a day. I do the same thing, and these and many other exercises, and they are perfectly safe.

  • http://mattwalters.net matt

    @Jack: YouTube the names. I was able to find all the ones I looked up with pretty much no trouble.

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  • RD

    I totally agree with Andrew, just use your brain while lifting weights and try to get a warmup by doing dynamic stretches & mobility exercises and you’ll be fine. Or on the other hand, stop using forks or you might stab yourself in the eye with it….

  • http://www.fdcareer.com Emily

    Amazing. it makes me wonder, do you have any background in rowing? I row in college and my coaches are always telling us these exact things, especially about the hip flexors. Rowers tend to have alot of injury and strain to their hip flexors, but no one other than rowers ever even know what they are. Even some of our trainers and physical therapists at school dont really know where they are or what they do.

    Actually I have read several of your posts and alot of them have been very relevant to rowing. Especially your “How to Stand Up”. Since rowing is done completely in a sitting position, our coaches are always paying attention to how we stand up and how we walk.

    you would be a really good rowing trainer!

  • Brian

    I think this is a great article! I see it ALL day long. When I do fitness consults, 99% of our clients are the desk sitter type. This brings upper and lower postural distortions that over time, without appropriate exercises lead to weakness and instability. The exercise posted are those that overly stress and already burdened system for these people. Kudos to this article and for those who are don’t agree, put your nose in the Ex. Phys. books a little more!

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  • Fox

    This is generally bad advice. These exercises, done properly (replacing situps with crunches), are a good part of a workout regimen. Especially the bench press, which is a compound exercise working a variety of muscles and training you in musculoskeletal movement.

  • Ethan

    This article is terrible. It makes it sound like humans are weak little pieces of noodle incapable of adapting to resistance. Especially bad is the section on the military press, which when done with correct form will not cause impingement, and may even correct some of the postural problems mentioned by strengthening the muscles attached to the shoulder girdle.

    In regard to push ups as a bench press substitute, they are great, except you will run out of ways to load the human body in this position within a year with a healthy male trainee.

    Now, it is true that a person shouldn’t just show up at the gym and randomly due these exercises with no training and no program. If you’re a computer geek, approach this problem with your computer geek skills, do some research, and find out what works.

  • http://www.thebuffgeek.com Jamie Nischan

    Ethan,

    Interesting points. I consider myself a geek and have done extensive research on these subjects though schooling, working with physical therapists, and in field work for the past 11 years.

    I am always open to new ideas and research being done in the field. I agree, we should all do our own research and always take the word of another individual with a grain of salt. That being said, would you mind pointing us in the right direction. When you say “do some research” can you provide some references.

    I’m human, adapting to this fitness game just like everyone else, I don’t have all the answers. Maybe with your help?

  • travcm

    @Jamie: try exrx.net

    This article isn’t too bad. The only one I really disagree on is the Military Press. Good luck gaining anterior deltoid mass from pushups. Military and behind neck press are optimal for should gains.

  • http://www.weightgainnetwork.com Jeff

    This is some of the WORST advice I have ever read.

  • Jack Cyp

    ‘You’ve already spent most of the day in a seated position.’
    Tats ure first clue my friend..; what happen to ure hamstring? There’s a tendency of it becoming short or shortening. Fix that first.